CassieBlue

Laundry Day Labyrinth: Socks vanish. Shirts switch colours. Hoodies end up inside pillowcases. Every. Single. Time. Your washing machine isn’t broken. It’s secretly playing 4D chess with your wardrobe. And honestly… it’s winning. Happens to me everytime i feed the washing machine clothes, its like the machine has a mind of its own

Your absolutely Nutterz Big Bro lol

Is it possible for monkeys to have a monkey’s uncle?🤣

Smells like "Iced Coffee" and sounds like another Regular old Government Scam to rob citizens of money just because they refuse to vote for People who dont know how to speak the truth

If vampires cannot see their reflections, why is their hair always so tidy? I want to know the answer to this one

Read & understood Dev

i want one i want one

thanks Dev

He was a hard man but an absolutely amazing fisherman, im sure hes happy fishing the big lake in the sky ❤️

Okay you crazy bunch… this is it 😏. The last batch of questions is coming at you fast, wild, and slightly unhinged. Some will make you laugh, some will make you go 'wtf?!', and some… well, I’ll let you figure that out. Strap in, buttercups!" What would happen if you turned on your headlights while traveling at the speed of light? What happens if you eat yourself? Will you disappear or grow twice as big? Today, how many times did everyone on the planet sneeze? Why do adults say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every few hours? Which one would you rather do: ask a question someone does not want to answer or give an answer someone does not want to hear it? Would it be acceptable to say that the opposite of progress is Congress because the opposite of pro is con? What have you forgotten today? When Donald Duck gets out of the shower, why does he put on a towel when he normally doesn’t wear any pants? How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory? What is the highest number that anyone has ever counted? What characteristics would your nemesis have if you had one? How many pairs of underwear do you actually own? Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed? Is it a hostage situation if a person with several personalities threatens to kill himself? Why do you lower the volume on the radio when you’re driving and looking for an address? Suppose you have been given an elephant and you can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it? Do you really want someone to give you an honest answer when you ask them how they’ve been? Why do you think are blueberries not bright blue? Which side of the armrest is really yours at a movie theatre? What is the shape of your peripheral vision? Do you think cavemen experienced nightmares about cavewomen? Is it safe for someone to park their vehicle near a fire hydrant if it is on fire? Male ballerinas are referred to as what? Which famous celebrity would you want to punch in the face? In 2050, what will be the fastest mode of transportation? Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge? Which individual, corporation, country, or organization would you bankrupt if you had the chance? When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control? What’s your most favourite pooping position? Is your time truly wasted if you enjoy wasting it? Are eyebrows also considered facial hair? Why do you think are manholes round? Why is it that lemon juice has an artificial flavour while dishwashing liquid has real lemons? Have you ever unwrapped and rewrapped a gift bearing your name? Is it possible that morality is derived from morons, just as electricity is derived from electrons? If you took out a ship and changed all of its parts until none of the original parts are intact anymore, is it still the same ship or a totally different one? To kill an elephant, how many chickens would be required? Why aren’t they using blanks if it’s friendly fire? Why do you perceive everyone driving faster than you as an idiot and those who are quicker than you as a moron when? You have discovered a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society and you can even make the rules. What’s going to be the first rule you’ll put into place? Will someone ever be able to live forever? How do birds actually pee? What hair colour do they list on your driver’s license if you’re bald? Which superpower would you not want? What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet? What’s the colour of the mirror? Is it permissible for minors who act in R-rated films to see them? What are two things that you think are normal, but become really strange when you do them repeatedly? How would you be able to solve problems if you were from Mars? Have you ever taken something out of your possession and failed to return it?

Alright you lot… buckle up 😏. These next 50 questions are gonna twist your brain, make you laugh, and maybe make you question why you even exist. Don’t worry, I’ll be here to watch you struggle a little… maybe secretly enjoy it 😉. Let’s dive in!: If you’ll be looking at a map of the inside of a planet, what would it look like? Why is your head sticking out from your t-shirt? Do you have crazy thoughts running through your head all day? Doctors call what they do practice, isn’t that a little unnerving? Cured ham was formerly infected with what disease? Why are the small candy bars referred to as “fun sizes”? Isn’t it more fun to consume the big one? We all know that milk goes bad if not refrigerated, but why doesn’t it go bad inside the cow? Which one would you rather have: an arm that regenerates every week or legs that grow back every week? How would anyone ever know if a word was misspelled in the dictionary? When sheep brush against each other, do they get static cling? Have you ever been tempted to slap someone you’re talking to while you’re talking to them? When it involves the living body, why is it called plastic surgery? Did you fail or succeed if you were trying to fail and you succeeded? Why do banks charge money for insufficient balance, even when they know there isn’t any money? Do the FBI have to pay if they break down your door? Can you cry underwater? What language do people speak in their heads if they were born deaf? Is it possible for fish to be seasick? When we can’t sleep, why do we count sheep but not dogs? Would you believe a person who told you they were a pathological liar? Why does grape flavour smell like it when real grapes don’t taste or smell like it? How many kilograms of potatoes have you consumed throughout your life? How can pessimists motivate themselves to get out of bed every day? Why are they described as apartments when they are all connected? Rabbits don’t lay eggs, so why does the Easter Bunny deliver them? Is it legal to drive down a road backward as long as you stay in the right lane? When was the last time you screamed your lungs out? Should fishermen consume the fish they catch, or should they simply release them? What sound would be the most horrifying if you could hear it? Why are we so terrified of making mistakes if we can learn from them and improve? Why is the Lone Ranger nicknamed “Lone” though he is constantly accompanied by his Indian friend Tonto? If an orange is colour orange, why isn’t a lemon called yellow or a lime called green? When doing first aid, have you ever purposefully hurt someone just enough to make them scream? Do you think prison buses have emergency exits? What is the longest time you have gone without showering? Why do you think is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Are there belly buttons on Adam and Eve? If you’ll be expecting the unexpected, doesn’t that make the unexpected expected? Isn’t it strange that rearranging the word “teacher” gives “cheater”? Is it true that cannibals don’t like eating clowns because they taste funny? How can a brain that is closed inside our skull ever be called an open mind? If everyone says that life is totally unfair, doesn’t that just mean that life is fair? Would a vacuum form in your stomach if you farted and burped at the same time? What is a workstation if the train station is set to where the train is bound to stop? What lies beyond the limit if the sky is the limit? Is it still a dog pile when dogs climb on top of each other? How much wood do you think can a woodchuck chuck? Is there a synonym for synonym? When it comes to movies and concerts, do conjoined twins pay for one or two tickets? Is it true that if a child refuses to take a nap, it means they are resisting a rest?

Hey again! Cassie back with the next batch of utterly ridiculous, weird, and sometimes gross questions. Some will make you laugh, some will make you scratch your head… but all of them are totally worth it. Dive in, and don’t blame me if your brain gets a little fried 😜. Questions (1–50): Male ballerinas are referred to as what? Is it safe for someone to park their vehicle near a fire hydrant if it is on fire? Do you think cavemen experienced nightmares about cavewomen? What is the shape of your peripheral vision? Which side of the armrest is really yours at a movie theatre? Why do you think are blueberries not bright blue? Do you really want someone to give you an honest answer when you ask them how they’ve been? Suppose you have been given an elephant and you can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it? Why do you lower the volume on the radio when you’re driving and looking for an address? Is it a hostage situation if a person with several personalities threatens to kill himself? Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed? How many pairs of underwear do you actually own? What characteristics would your nemesis have if you had one? What is the highest number that anyone has ever counted? How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory? When Donald Duck gets out of the shower, why does he put on a towel when he normally doesn’t wear any pants? What have you forgotten today? Would it be acceptable to say that the opposite of progress is Congress because the opposite of pro is con? Which of the two would you prefer to have as your roommate: A bird or an ostrich? Do you think 11 should be pronounced onety-one? Why is it called “taking a dump”? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump instead? Why can’t the professor on Gilligan’s Island fix a hole in a boat if he can construct a radio out of a coconut? Have you ever dropped food on the floor accidentally and then picked it up to eat it? What kind of tree would you be if you were one, and why? Do bald people still get dandruff? Are we really living or just slowly dying? Do you think a short person can “talk down” to a taller person? Why do you think is a boxing ring square? Have you ever had an extremely bad haircut? What is the least important thing that is very important to you right now? Is it weird to enjoy the smell of your own fart? What kind of noises did dinosaurs make? Where does your idea go when it has already been forgotten? How many times a day do you check yourself in front of the mirror? Is it possible to purchase a complete chess set at a pawn shop? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include previews, credits, and additional features, or are they just for the movie itself? What would you paint on your first day if you were an artist? How long do you think you will be remembered after the day that you die? Why do you have to “put your two cents in” when it is really only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to? Are you keeping a really huge secret from someone you love? Why does the sun make our hair lighter but make our skin darker? Do animals have the ability to commit suicide? Why does raindrop but snow falls? Have you ever peed while sleeping? Do you think you would be friends with a clone of yourself? When Greenland is white and ice-covered, why is it called Greenland? When did time actually begin? Why does wet hair turn darker despite the fact that the water is clear? Why does anything exist? In the beginning, there was totally nothing so how did something come from nothing? Which of the teachers would you prefer to have if you were a Hogwarts student?

Hey hey, Cassie here! Welcome to my first batch of completely wild questions. Some are funny, some are just… weird as hell. Boys, keep your egos in check 😏. Girls, I got you too — just enjoy the madness. Ready? Let’s go! Questions (1–50): What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room? If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet? Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile? If you have described something as indescribable, haven’t you already described it? Why is it called “beauty sleep” even though you wake up looking like a hot mess? What has been the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn? Which one would you choose: be alive and alone or about to die with a group of friends? How many pennies do you think would fit into this room? Should a man about to be executed in the electric chair be saved if he had a heart attack? Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible? Is it possible to hear someone’s iPod while they’re running at maximum speed? Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste? What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room? Do fish have a thirst for water? Is there a limit to how intelligent a single person can be? Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square? Who’s the fifth person on your missed calls? If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys? Which would be the nicest if animals could only talk? If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong? What’s your most hated mode of transportation? If there’s an ambulance on its way to save someone and it knocks down someone, would it stop to help them? If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it? Have you ever taken something out of your possession and failed to return it? How would you be able to solve problems if you were from Mars? What are two things that you think are normal, but become really strange when you do them repeatedly? Is it permissible for minors who act in R-rated films to see them? What’s the colour of the mirror? What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet? Which superpower would you not want? What hair colour do they list on your driver’s license if you’re bald? How do birds actually pee? Will someone ever be able to live forever? You have discovered a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society and you can even make the rules. What’s going to be the first rule you’ll put into place? Why do you perceive everyone driving faster than you as an idiot and those who are quicker than you as a moron? Why aren’t they using blanks if it’s friendly fire? To kill an elephant, how many chickens would be required? If you took out a ship and changed all of its parts until none of the original parts are intact anymore, is it still the same ship or a totally different one? Is it possible that morality is derived from morons, just as electricity is derived from electrons? Have you ever unwrapped and rewrapped a gift bearing your name? Why is it that lemon juice has an artificial flavour while dishwashing liquid has real lemons? Why do you think are manholes round? Are eyebrows also considered facial hair? Is your time truly wasted if you enjoy wasting it? What’s your most favourite pooping position? When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control? Which individual, corporation, country, or organization would you bankrupt if you had the chance? Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge? In 2050, what will be the fastest mode of transportation? Which famous celebrity would you want to punch in the face?

😂 very true

I Want to Sit on Your Face — Cassie Blue’s outrageous comedy-pop banger that blends funk, disco, and cheeky sass into a wild ride you’ll never forget. 🎶 From Blue Spice & Naughty Nice, brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official. Get ready for funky grooves, laugh-out-loud storytelling, and Cassie’s signature over-the-top delivery — a mix of disco, trap, and electro-pop vibes that’ll make you laugh, blush, dance, and replay. 🎧 About the Song: “I Want to Sit on Your Face” is Cassie Blue at her boldest, sassiest, and most outrageous. With funky slap bass, disco synths, horn stabs, and playful trap hi-hats, Cassie flips a jaw-dropping fantasy into a hilarious dancefloor anthem. Half-sung, half-rapped, fully over-the-top — this one’s guaranteed to shock, entertain, and make you hit replay. 💃 Funky basslines, wah guitars, disco strings, horn blasts, and wild vocal ad-libs fuse into a modern electro-pop house groove. Cassie Blue’s exaggerated sass and comedic delivery steal the spotlight, proving again why her mix of pop, funk, and comedy goes so hard. 🔊 If you like: Lizzo, Peaches, Doja Cat, Flight of the Conchords — or just outrageous comedy-pop bangers — you’ll love this. -------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #wbr Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------

Cassie Blue is back with another outrageous comedy-banger track — “Two Pump Chump”. A funky, disco-fueled song that calls out the hype without the stamina. With slap bass, disco strings, cheeky rap-sung vocals, and a groove that doesn’t quit, Cassie takes you on a hilarious ride through nightlife gone wrong. 💃 Expect funky guitars, horn stabs, 808 bass, trap hi-hats, and Cassie’s signature playful delivery. It’s sassy, bold, and made to make you laugh, dance, and sing along. 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #WBR Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 🎧 About the Song: “Two Pump Chump” tells the story of a disco fox who talks the talk but can’t walk the walk. Cassie turns the letdown into a dancefloor anthem full of sass, comedy, and groove. It’s funky house meets electro-pop with hip-hop attitude — addictive, cheeky, and totally outrageous. 💥 Musical Style: Think Lizzo meets Doja Cat with a dash of Flight of the Conchords and 70s disco parody. Big bass, disco strings, playful vocals, and comedy storytelling wrapped in a polished, modern production. 🔊 If You Like: Lizzo, Doja Cat, Tenacious D, Scissor Sisters, or any funky disco-pop comedy jams, you’ll vibe with this one. -------------------------- 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------

Too Much Pole for My Little Hole, Cassie Blue’s hilarious electro-pop comedy funk banger packed with sassy vocals, funky slap bass, disco strings, and outrageous lyrics. A wild, unforgettable track guaranteed to make you laugh, dance, and hit replay. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE BASS 🔥 Track #3 from her debut Album "Blue Spice & Naughty Nice." Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 About the Song: This track is pure chaotic fun, with slap bass, wah guitar licks, funky synth stabs, disco strings, and trap-style hi-hats layered for maximum dancefloor energy. Cassie Blue’s half-sung, half-rapped vocals deliver sass, comedic timing, and audacious energy — a wild, unforgettable ride from start to finish. 💃 Musical Style: Funky slap bass, disco strings, trap hi-hats, bright synths, and playful vocal ad-libs combine into a modern electro-pop/funky house hybrid. Sassy, exaggerated vocals make this track addictive, humorous, and absolutely outrageous. 🔊 If You Like: Lizzo, Doja Cat, Peaches, Flight of the Conchords, or just absurd comedy-pop chaos, this one’s for you. ------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #WBR Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------

Hey Guys Watch My Video, hope you like it He Wants My Big Fat Ass, Cassie Blue’s outrageously funny and provocative single that fuses disco, funk, and comedy-pop into a wild, unforgettable experience. Track #2 from Blue Spice & Naughty Nice. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE BASS 🔥 brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 About the Song: “He Wants My Big Fat Ass” is more than a song — it’s a full-on spectacle of sass, cheek, and chaos. With funky slap bass, disco claps, playful synth riffs, and trap hi-hats, Cassie Blue struts her way into your ears with vocals that are half-sung, half-rapped, and completely over-the-top. From hypnotizing your man to turning heads with every move, this track delivers a hilarious, outrageous energy that’s impossible to ignore. 💃 Funky slap bass, wah guitar licks, disco strings, bright synths, and trap-style hi-hat rolls fuse into a modern electro-pop house groove. Cassie Blue’s comedic timing, exaggerated sass, and playful delivery take center stage, making this track both addictive and absurdly entertaining. 🔊 If you like: Lizzo, Peaches, Doja Cat, Flight of the Conchords — or just outrageous comedy bangers — this one’s for you. -------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #WBR Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL -----------------

beautiful song big brother ❤️❤️ Stat strong