testing post/topic counts LOL
Do you become a hater if you despise haters? Will you despise yourself if you despise haters?

• Why is it that the glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle?

• Why is it that your nose runs but your feet smell?

• What do you call a question with no answer?

• Did the sun shine first, or did the moon reflect it?

• Why is phonetic not spelled exactly as it sounds?

• Why aren’t curtains double-sided so that they look good both inside and outside your house?

• Why is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia such a long term if it means “a fear of long words?”

• Are individuals buried with their braces on?

• Why is patience a virtue if early birds get the best advantages?

• Why do we kill people who kill people if killing people is wrong?

• How could the Wicked Witch of the West ever bathe if she melts in the water?

• Why do you think it is called a building when it is already built?

• Is it possible for monkeys to have a monkey’s uncle?

• Are the animals homeless because they don’t have a home?

• Can the word “dictionary” be found in the dictionary?

• Would the other doctors treat the doctor or the patient if a doctor suffered a heart attack while performing surgery?

• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

• Even when it’s delivered by plane or truck, why do we have to call it “shipping”?

• Do you yawn when sleeping?

• Are you a waiter yourself if you’re waiting for the waiter to take your order?

• When we like something, why do we put our hands together?

• Do you know the phrase “throw ya hands in the air like ya don’t care”? Why bother doing that if you don’t actually care?

• Who is right if two left-handed people had an argument?

• What do you think makes a question a question?

• Would a seahorse or a horse win a Miss Universe beauty pageant if animals had one?

• If vampires cannot see their reflections, why is their hair always so tidy?

• Do glassblowers get a pane in their stomach if they inhale?

• How far does someone’s ownership of a piece of land go? Is it theirs all the way to the centre of the Earth?

• When you die, do your eyes change colour?

• Why is it said that you have a cold when your temperature rises?

• Why did we choose to make February only have 28 days while so many other months have 31? Couldn’t we have simply added some of the 31st days from other months to February?

• Will a teacher be “degraded” if they teach a younger grade than they previously taught?

• Is it possible for someone to be allergic to water?

• What time was the world created?

• Why do Germans live in Deutschland while Dutch people live in Holland?

• Is brushing your teeth possible without wobbling your bottom?

• We have always heard partly cloudy, but when do we actually start hearing partly sunny?

• When you plug something into an electrical socket, why is it called an outlet? Isn’t it supposed to be called an inlet?

• How can something be “new” and “improved”? What did it improve on if it was new?

• Are you a portrait of an artist if you go to a dance exhibition and dance?

• Which letter is silent in the word “scent”: S or C?

• Why isn’t the “caps lock” key capitalized?

• Why don’t your arms’ hair get split ends?

• Why do we need to track our age?

• Today, how many times did everyone on the planet sneeze?

• What happens if you turn on your headlights while traveling at the speed of light?

• What happens if you eat yourself? Will you disappear or grow twice as big?

fix it, Then broke it lol

• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

• Why isn’t the “caps lock” key capitalized?🤣

• Is brushing your teeth possible without wobbling your bottom?

ding ding

• How can something be “new” and “improved”? What did it improve on if it was new?
  Some of them are just mind benders LOL

some of them are totally insane and nuts but are completely awesome LOL

testing post count

crazy stuff

• If vampires cannot see their reflections, why is their hair always so tidy?
  I want to know the answer to this one