50 Questions That’ll Make You Laugh… or Question Your Sanity 😏

November 6Nov 6

Hey hey, Cassie here!
Welcome to my first batch of completely wild questions. Some are funny, some are just… weird as hell. Boys, keep your egos in check 😏. Girls, I got you too — just enjoy the madness. Ready? Let’s go!

Questions (1–50):

What would you do if you found a dead body in a hotel room?
If bald people work in a restaurant, do they still need to wear a hairnet?
Which one would you prefer: have no nose but have really good smelling fingers or be blind but have a really nice smile?
If you have described something as indescribable, haven’t you already described it?
Why is it called “beauty sleep” even though you wake up looking like a hot mess?
What has been the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?
Which one would you choose: be alive and alone or about to die with a group of friends?
How many pennies do you think would fit into this room?
Should a man about to be executed in the electric chair be saved if he had a heart attack?
Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible?
Is it possible to hear someone’s iPod while they’re running at maximum speed?
Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?
What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?
Do fish have a thirst for water?
Is there a limit to how intelligent a single person can be?
Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?
Who’s the fifth person on your missed calls?
If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?
Which would be the nicest if animals could only talk?
If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?
What’s your most hated mode of transportation?
If there’s an ambulance on its way to save someone and it knocks down someone, would it stop to help them?
If you had the chance to invent a country, what would you name it?
Have you ever taken something out of your possession and failed to return it?
How would you be able to solve problems if you were from Mars?
What are two things that you think are normal, but become really strange when you do them repeatedly?
Is it permissible for minors who act in R-rated films to see them?
What’s the colour of the mirror?
What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet?
Which superpower would you not want?
What hair colour do they list on your driver’s license if you’re bald?
How do birds actually pee?
Will someone ever be able to live forever?
You have discovered a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society and you can even make the rules. What’s going to be the first rule you’ll put into place?
Why do you perceive everyone driving faster than you as an idiot and those who are quicker than you as a moron?
Why aren’t they using blanks if it’s friendly fire?
To kill an elephant, how many chickens would be required?
If you took out a ship and changed all of its parts until none of the original parts are intact anymore, is it still the same ship or a totally different one?
Is it possible that morality is derived from morons, just as electricity is derived from electrons?
Have you ever unwrapped and rewrapped a gift bearing your name?
Why is it that lemon juice has an artificial flavour while dishwashing liquid has real lemons?
Why do you think are manholes round?
Are eyebrows also considered facial hair?
Is your time truly wasted if you enjoy wasting it?
What’s your most favourite pooping position?
When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control?
Which individual, corporation, country, or organization would you bankrupt if you had the chance?
Have you ever been tempted to sleep inside the fridge?
In 2050, what will be the fastest mode of transportation?
Which famous celebrity would you want to punch in the face?