50 Ridiculous Questions You’ll Never See Coming 🤪

November 6Nov 6

Hey again! Cassie back with the next batch of utterly ridiculous, weird, and sometimes gross questions. Some will make you laugh, some will make you scratch your head… but all of them are totally worth it. Dive in, and don’t blame me if your brain gets a little fried 😜.

Questions (1–50):

Male ballerinas are referred to as what?
Is it safe for someone to park their vehicle near a fire hydrant if it is on fire?
Do you think cavemen experienced nightmares about cavewomen?
What is the shape of your peripheral vision?
Which side of the armrest is really yours at a movie theatre?
Why do you think are blueberries not bright blue?
Do you really want someone to give you an honest answer when you ask them how they’ve been?
Suppose you have been given an elephant and you can’t give it away or sell it. What would you do with it?
Why do you lower the volume on the radio when you’re driving and looking for an address?
Is it a hostage situation if a person with several personalities threatens to kill himself?
Why is it so difficult for women to apply mascara with their mouths closed?
How many pairs of underwear do you actually own?
What characteristics would your nemesis have if you had one?
What is the highest number that anyone has ever counted?
How would you know if someone has manipulated your memory?
When Donald Duck gets out of the shower, why does he put on a towel when he normally doesn’t wear any pants?
What have you forgotten today?
Would it be acceptable to say that the opposite of progress is Congress because the opposite of pro is con?
Which of the two would you prefer to have as your roommate: A bird or an ostrich?
Do you think 11 should be pronounced onety-one?
Why is it called “taking a dump”? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump instead?
Why can’t the professor on Gilligan’s Island fix a hole in a boat if he can construct a radio out of a coconut?
Have you ever dropped food on the floor accidentally and then picked it up to eat it?
What kind of tree would you be if you were one, and why?
Do bald people still get dandruff?
Are we really living or just slowly dying?
Do you think a short person can “talk down” to a taller person?
Why do you think is a boxing ring square?
Have you ever had an extremely bad haircut?
What is the least important thing that is very important to you right now?
Is it weird to enjoy the smell of your own fart?
What kind of noises did dinosaurs make?
Where does your idea go when it has already been forgotten?
How many times a day do you check yourself in front of the mirror?
Is it possible to purchase a complete chess set at a pawn shop?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include previews, credits, and additional features, or are they just for the movie itself?
What would you paint on your first day if you were an artist?
How long do you think you will be remembered after the day that you die?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in” when it is really only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
Are you keeping a really huge secret from someone you love?
Why does the sun make our hair lighter but make our skin darker?
Do animals have the ability to commit suicide?
Why does raindrop but snow falls?
Have you ever peed while sleeping?
Do you think you would be friends with a clone of yourself?
When Greenland is white and ice-covered, why is it called Greenland?
When did time actually begin?
Why does wet hair turn darker despite the fact that the water is clear?
Why does anything exist? In the beginning, there was totally nothing so how did something come from nothing?
Which of the teachers would you prefer to have if you were a Hogwarts student?