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(Bushtucker) Finger Lime and Lemon Syrup Cake Ingredients Zest from two Pearl Finger Limes (around 1 tsp) Two tablespoons of finely grated lemon rind Three tablespoons of lemon juice 3/4 cup (180ml) vegetable oil Two eggs One cup (280g) thick natural yoghurt 1¾ cups (385g) caster (superfine) sugar Two cups (300g) self-raising (self-rising) flour Finger Lime Frosting Two Pearl Finger Limes (or any other pink Finger Lime variety) ¾ cup (120g) granulated sugar ¼ cup (60ml) lemon juice Tablespoon of boiling water Method Preheat oven to 180°C (350°F) Place the oil, eggs, rind, lemon juice, yoghurt and sugar in a bowl and whisk to combine. Sift over the flour and stir until smooth. Pour the mixture into a greased 24cm ring tin and bake for 35 minutes or until cooked when tested with a skewer. While the cake is still hot remove from the tin and place on a plate. To make the lemon frosting, gently stir together the sugar and lemon juice. Once mixed through, gently squeeze your Finger Limes into the bowl and gently stir through. Spoon over the cake and allow to set. Serve

Every morning it’s the same bloody story… a cheeky cockatoo in the backyard, relentless insults, and pure Aussie chaos. 😂🐦 BrotherKris delivers another hilarious comedy track with offbeat ska-punk energy, brass horn blasts, and relentless bird attitude in “Heckled By A Cockatoo.” 🔥 Crank it up loud — backyard mayhem, barbecue vibes, and sarcastic squawks await! Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 What you’ll hear: Aussie ska-punk with offbeat guitar skanks & fast drums 🎸🥁 Brass horns + didgeridoo drones + cheeky percussion, Spoken word with dry, fed-up Aussie humor Comedy circus vibes, relentless feathery attitude, raw, funny energy 🔊 If you like: The Living End, The Chats, Madness, Reel Big Fish, Flight of the Conchords, Aussie comedy, comedy ska, punk parody songs --------------------------------------- ✅ Video Chapter Timestamps 0:00 – Spoken Intro 0:20 – Verse 1 0:42 – Chorus 1 1:02 – Verse 2 1:27 – Ska Circus Instrumental 1:45 – Verse 3 / Breakdown 2:40 – Chorus 2 2:59 – Outro 3:12 – Fade Out ⚠️ Content Note: Aussie humor, strong language, backyard shenanigans, cheeky insults, parody ska-punk energy 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: 👉 Official YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 👉 BrotherKris Comedy Music, 100% Original Aussie Hits Playlist: CLICK HERE MORE AUSSIE MUSIC

Take This Job N Fukin Shove it by BrotherKris & WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) is a raw Aussie pub-rock/EDM comedy anthem that flips the 9 to 5 grind into a middle-finger burnout anthem. Ready to rage against the grind, flip the bird at your boss, and laugh at the circus of modern slavery? WestsideBoyz Revolution’s “Take This Job & F*in Shove It”** is a dirty disco-punk, anti-work anthem that mixes sarcasm, protest chants, and pub-rock energy into one wild ride. From sarcastic carnival-style intros to roaring chant choruses, this track is the soundtrack for anyone sick of their 9 to 5, smug managers, and bullshit deadlines. With funky punk grooves, snarling vocals, and chaotic WBR attitude — this one’s for the workers who’ve had enough. ------------------------ 🌟 Say g’day in the comments: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Funniest horror story gets pinned. 🍻 -------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE VOLUME 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official / WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) 📌 About the Song: What happens when you take the soul-crushing daily grind, mix it with circus sarcasm, pub-rock chaos, and raw funk-punk rage? You get WBR’s Take This Job & F*in Shove It** — a chaotic, uncensored anthem that laughs at the system while giving it the finger. From pounding basslines to rowdy gang vocals and a no-holds-barred outro, this track is built for workers, rebels, and anyone who wants to tell their boss to shove it. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Funky punk basslines & dirty disco grooves, Rowdy chant-along protest vocals, Circus-megaphone spoken word intro/outro, Raw Aussie sarcasm with WBR’s signature chaos 🔊 If you like: Anti-work anthems, Aussie pub rock, protest songs, funky punk grooves, raw comedy rock, and flipping the bird to “The Man” — this one’s for you. ---------------------------------------- 📌 Video Chapter timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:41 - Verse 1 1:04 - Pre-Chorus 1:20 - Chorus 1:46 - Verse 2 2:03 - Chorus 2:30 - Verse 3 2:51 - Instrumental Solo 3:02 - Bridge 3:22 - Outro — 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ----------- ⚠️ Content note: Comedy, explicit language, protest energy, sarcastic anti-work anthem.

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“Crumbling Streets” – Westsideboyz Revolution`s raw Australian protest rock anthem song in the spirit of Midnight Oil. This song exposes urban decay, broken promises, and the cracks—both literal and political—that run through modern society. brought to you by:♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 About the Song: “Crumbling Streets” blends chant-like vocals, tribal drums, and jagged post-punk guitars with the bite of spoken word. It paints a picture of neglected infrastructure, rising frustration, and the hypocrisy of political “progress.” 🔊 If you like: Midnight Oil, The Clash, Killing Joke, Rage Against the Machine — this track will resonate. --------------------------------- Track #2 from the album House Of Distraction ⚡ House of Distraction – FULL TRACK PLAYLIST CLICK HERE ⚡ ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉CLICK HERE & SUBSCRIBE TO BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 CLICK HERE FOR MORE BROTHERKRIS & WBR MUSIC

Love Is A Snakepit 🐍BrotherKris | WestsideBoyz Revolution, Toxic Love Song Love is dangerous. Love is venom. And sometimes… love is a snakepit. 🐍 This dark rock anthem by WestsideBoyz Revolution rips open the toxic side of relationships with heavy guitars, pounding drums, and raw energy. Written with grit, attitude, and pure fire — it’s a track for anyone who knows passion can bite back. 🔥 Rock | Metal | Hard Rock | Aussie Outback Rock Revolution ----------------------------- 🎶 WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) — The sound of rebellion, passion, and unchained Aussie rock. ⚡ More HOT tracks dropping soon 2025/26 ⚡ 👉 Full Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAwk4xsfp0&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ⭐ Share this with ya mates, smash that Like 👍, and drop a comment 🎣 — I’ll pin the best ones! ⭐ Subscribe to BrotherKrisOfficial — it really does keep the Revolution alive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGharzCk9jhQP5FURKWhsQ?sub_confirmation=1

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Oceans On Fire – a raw protest anthem about environmental destruction, corporate greed, and the cost of climate denial. Track #5 from the album *House Of Distraction*. 🎧 About the Song: Driven by tribal percussion, pulsing bass, and reverb-soaked guitars, *Oceans On Fire* blends chant-like verses with explosive protest choruses. Sarcastic spoken word and megaphone samples hammer home the urgency of burning seas, dying reefs, and choking air. Brought to you By: ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ............... ⚡ *House of Distraction – Full Album * ⚡ ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback. 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶 👉 CLICK HERE FOR MORE MUSIC LIKE THIS

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