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Oceans On Fire – a raw protest anthem about environmental destruction, corporate greed, and the cost of climate denial. Track #5 from the album *House Of Distraction*. 🎧 About the Song: Driven by tribal percussion, pulsing bass, and reverb-soaked guitars, *Oceans On Fire* blends chant-like verses with explosive protest choruses. Sarcastic spoken word and megaphone samples hammer home the urgency of burning seas, dying reefs, and choking air. Brought to you By: ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ............... ⚡ *House of Distraction – Full Album * ⚡ ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback. 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶 👉 CLICK HERE FOR MORE MUSIC LIKE THIS

All Time Best Dirty Jokes1. Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box. 2. Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming. 3. Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change. 4. What did Nala say to Simba in bed? Move fasta (Mufasa). 5. What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits?” 6. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper. 7. Why are one-night stands with a man like earthquakes? You never know how long they’ll last. 8. What’s the difference between a secret and lingerie? One is really hard to keep, while the other is difficult to take off. 9. What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we’re closed. 10. What did one traffic light say to the other? Look away, I’m changing! 11. What’s long, hard and full of seamen? Submarines. 12. How are push-up bras like bags of chips? When you open them, you realize they’re half empty. 13. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off. 14. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb. 15. My wife was really mad about the neighbor sunbathing nude outside. Personally, I’m on the fence. 16. Did you hear about the guy who got a Viagra stuck in his throat? Yeah, he’s suffering from a stiff neck now. 17. Did you hear about the proctologist whose girlfriend cheated on him? It totally rectum. 18. What do you call a bra that you can’t take off? A booby trap. 19. What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach? Strong to the finish. 20. How do you spot a blind person at a nude beach? It’s not hard. 21. There’s a new Viagra and prune juice diet that’s out. Unfortunately, you can’t tell if you’re coming or going. 22. Why do women like older men? They know how to stay up longer. 23. What is the difference between light and hard? You can actually sleep with a light on. 24. Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time. 25. What’s the difference between a golf ball and G-spot? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. 26. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. 27. Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra. 28. How does a wiener go camping? In a Wiener-bago. 29. My wife asked me to spoon in bed, but I’d rather fork. 30. What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? Only one has nuts. 31. What does the horny toad say? Rub it. 32. What do you call a nanny with breast implants? A faux-pair. 33. What does a hot dog use for protection? Condoments. 34. What does a robot do after a one-night stand? He nuts and bolts. 35. What is a long, wide thing that men carry? A tie. 36. Who is Cogsworth’s best friend? His candlestick. 37. What do you call an Italian hooker? A pasta-tute. 38. What did Pongo and Perdita say after they did the deed? “That hit the spot.” 39. Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you. 40. How did the police catch the naked man breaking into Zales? They grabbed him by the jewels. 41. What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs. 42. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new love interest? Show me the honey. 43. Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean joke? The white horse took a bath. 44. What gets wetter when things get steamy? Steamboats. 45. What’s six inches long and has two nuts at the end? An Almond Joy. 46. Why did the male chicken wear underwear on its head? Because its pecker was on its face. 47. Can I watch TV? Yes, but don’t turn it on. 48. Why did the ranch blush? He saw the salad dressing. 49. What’s hot, pink and wet? A pig in a hot tub. 50. Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend? Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

More Best (Worst) Dad Jokes Ever Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sour pus What did the police say to his belly button? You're under a vest What did one hat say to the other? Stay here I'm going on a head I have a joke about pizza... but it's too cheesy I have a joke about a pencil... but it's pointless Today my son asked can I have a book Mark. I totally burst into tears, he's 11 years old and still doesn't know my names Brian What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry I'll Ketchup Why did the meatballs tell the spaghetti to go to sleep? It was pasta bedtime I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs! Why should you never date a baker? I've been told their too kneady. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? He could feel it in his bones What's brown and sticky? A stick! What do you call cheese that's not yours. Nacho cheese I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along! How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it! How much do roofs cost! Nothing, they're on the house Did you pick your nose? No I was born with it I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before it is a sadder day Why did the candle quit his job? He felt burned out My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home I had a date last night and it was perfect. Tomorrow I'll have a fig. I started arguing with my son in the elevator. Turns out I was wrong on all levels Why does a duck have feathers? To cover up his butt quack!

Best (Worst) Dad JokesWhy did the golfer get a new pair of pants? Because he got a hole in one Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent 🙊 How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it I don't often tell dad jokes. But when I do, he laughs What's a karate kids favourite drink? Waataaaaaaa! Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-guy Why did the Ram run off the cliff? It didn't see the ewe turn What happens when you take a watch on a plane? Time flies! Why didn’t the toilet roll cross the road? Because he got stuck in the crack Our family could never get tyred of Dad jokes. He says they’re wheelie good How long is a piece of string? Twice as long as half of it! “My wife was sick of my lack of direction. We always fought about it. So I packed up my bags and right" What do you get when you make humorous soup? Laughing stock What did the platypus say when he bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty What’s brown and sticky? A stick What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador How do you make a fire with two sticks? Make sure ones a match What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk Kid: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!" The batteries are flat. No, they’re round Knock Knock Who's there? Harold! Harold who? Harold do you think I am? What did the crocodile wear to the beach? Crocs Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!" Why couldn't the bike stand on its own? Because it was two tyred Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? It’s tearable "Are you saving that for Ron?! Later on... get it As we drive past a cemetery, my dad always says "That's the dead center of town" I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said, "Try Sarah Topps" "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!!" Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it Kid : "Dad, I feel like an ice cream." Dad: "That’s funny... you don’t look like an ice cream" When does a sandwich cook? When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato! I named my horse mayo.... mayo neighs Did you hear about a guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months Why don’t pirates travel on mountain roads? Scurvy What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer What concert cost 45 cents to go to? 50 cent featuring Nickleback What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows Dad can you put my shoes on? No I don’t think they will fit me Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin Kid: "Ill call you later" Dad: "Don't call me later, call me Dad"

Best True Blue Aussie Jokes 🦘 Q: What do you call a kangaroo that is a dead set genius? A: A quantum leap. Q: When is a bear not a bear? A: When he doesn't have the right koalifications. Q: Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road? A: To see his flatmate An Aussie walks into the bar the other night wearing one thong (flip flop). One patron asks him "What happened mate? Did you lose a thong?" the guy replies, "Nah mate, I found one!". Q: How do you say sorry to a koala bear? A: Ensure that you BEAR your heart and soul with feeling. I met a bloke from Australia who worked in I.T I asked him "Do you come from a LAN down under?" Did you hear about the two baked beans that hitchhiked around Australia? They ended up in Cairns. Q: Why do koalas make for such a bad husband? A: Because he eats, roots, shoots and leaves. I just watched an Aussie cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef made meringue. I was surprised... Usually Aussies boo meringue. Q: Why is there no way Jesus was born in Australia? A: There is no 3 wise men or a virgin. My Aussie mate hit a bloody roo in his car the other day. I told him "mate, it doesn't matter where it occurs, domestic violence is just never okay." What do you get when you cross breed a kangaroo with a donkey? A kick ass Q: What do ya call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A bloody pouch potato! Q: Why do mummy kangaroos always hate wet days? A: Because their kids play inside. (sounds painful) Q: What is a kangaroos favourite kind of music genre? A: Hip Hop How many sparkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. What do mechanics call duct tape? Chrome. Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia? Too bad, they’re still working on it. What do you call a one night stand with a tradie? Nut and bolt. ------------- Three tradies are sitting on a scaffolding eating lunch. A sparkie, a brickie, and a welder are sitting on a high rise scaffolding on their lunch break. They all open their lunches to find ham sangas. The sparkie sighs and says, "I hate ham, my wife knows I hate ham, yet every day I end up with this bloody sanga. If I get one more of these, I'm jumping off this building." The brickie agrees with him, saying "You know what, I feel the same way. I'm tired of this bland lunch every day. One more of these and I'm jumping off after you.” The welder chimes in as well, saying "I hate this sanga, too. I'm with you boys." Well the next day comes, and they find themselves in the same spot for lunch. The sparkie pulls out a ham sandwich and true to his word, jumps off and goes splat. The brickie opens up his lunch, discovers the same and jumps as well. So does the welder. At the funeral, the sparkie's widow found out what happened and was talking to the other widows, saying "If only I had known how much he hated that lunch, I would have packed him something else." The brickie's widow says "For sure! I didn't know he wanted something else." The welder's widow pauses and then says "Don't look at me, my husband packed his own lunch." ------------- A brickie was discharged after accusation of murder There was no concrete evidence. What do tradies’ do at parties? They raise the roof.

How to Stop Hackers on Facebook? Hands-On Advice Learn how to stop Facebook hacking and hackers on Facebook. Get protection tips from Hype-HQ for safeguarding your employees and assets. If hackers gain access to your account, they can steal your identity, spam your contacts, post malicious content, or use your automatic log-in to access other online accounts. To protect your data, follow the necessary steps to secure your account. Signs Your Facebook Account Has Been HackedMessages sent from your account without your knowledge Unusual posts appearing on your timeline Altered personal details Friend requests sent to people you don’t know Duplicate accounts using your name and photos How to Check if Your Facebook Account Has Been HackedGo to Settings > Security and Login to view all devices and locations that accessed your account. Unrecognized login attempts are a sign of hacking. Click ‘Not You‘ to flag suspicious activity. How to Secure Your Facebook AccountCreate a strong, secure password – Use a password 10–15 characters long with uppercase, lowercase, numbers, or symbols. Learn more about strong passwords. Use unique login details – Avoid reusing passwords across accounts. Consider a password manager for secure storage. Enable Two-Factor Authentication (2FA) – Adds an extra layer of protection. Activate via Settings > Security and Login > Two-Factor Authentication. Adjust privacy settings – Restrict profile visibility from Public to Friends or Friends you choose. Don’t click suspicious links – Avoid links in messages or posts, even from friends, to prevent malware or phishing. Don’t accept friend requests from strangers – Unknown connections may misuse your personal information. Check app permissions – Remove suspicious apps via Settings > Apps and Websites. Enable security alerts – Get notified about unrecognized logins under Settings > Security and Login > Get alerts about unrecognized logins. Choose close friends to contact if locked out – Nominate trusted friends via Settings > Security and Login > Choose friends to contact if you get locked out. If your account has been hacked, immediately change your password and notify Facebook at facebook.com/hacked. Inform your friends to avoid them falling victim to suspicious links or posts from your account.

Facebook Hacks You’ll Wish You Knew Sooner Unfollow friends without them knowingNavigate to the unwanted friend’s profile page by typing their name into the search box. Click the gray “Friends” box with the person icon below their name. Select “Unfollow” from the drop-down list. You’ll stop seeing their posts, but you’ll still be “friends” with them—and their feelings won’t get hurt. Win-win! And if you’re curious if anyone has done this to you, you can technically find out who unfollowed you on Facebook. Discover friend requestsHere’s a Facebook hack for the egomaniacs out there. It allows you to see all the people who are friend-requesting you—and the ones who have ignored your request. To see who’s made a friend request to you, follow the instructions below. On desktop: Go to the “Friends” section of your profile page or on the left side of your home page. Click on “Friend Requests” to see who has sent requests to you. On mobile: Navigate to your “Menu” page by clicking on your profile picture in the bottom right-hand corner of your screen. Select “Friends” from the boxes near the top. This will automatically take you to “Friend Requests.” To view sent requests—requests you’ve sent to others who have so far ignored you—follow the instructions below. On desktop: Click on “Friend Requests” in the left-hand column. Then click the small blue hyperlink that says “View Sent Requests” right underneath. On mobile: Click “See All” from the “Friends” tab. Select the three dots on the upper right of the title bar. Click “View Sent Requests” to see who has ignored your own friend requests. Sure, it may hurt a bit to know that these people ignored your online friendship, but it’s their loss. You’re better off without them, right? You can also cancel your pending friend requests here. Click on the gray “Cancel Request” button next to each name to save your remaining shreds of dignity. Clear your search historyEvery Facebook user makes some searches they’re not proud of, whether it’s snooping on an ex’s profile or going down a rabbit hole that’s not safe for work. But never fear: You can erase all traces of such shameful searches. On desktop: Click the downward-pointing arrow at the bottom of your profile picture in the top right-hand corner of your screen. Go to “Settings & Privacy” and then “Activity Log.” Select “Your Search History.” Click the three dots to the right of any search you’re less than proud of, and delete it by clicking the trash-can icon. If you want to delete all your search history in one go, click the blue “Clear Searches” hyperlink at the top right. On mobile: Select the mobile menu by clicking on your profile picture in the bottom right of the screen. Click on the cog icon in the top right, and scroll down until you see “Activity Log.” Follow the same steps as above (steps 3–5) to delete individual searches or clear all. And here’s an extra tip: Click back one page if you want to erase a bunch of your other actions on the platform, such as groups you’ve joined, videos you’ve reacted to and comments you’ve made. There’s nothing quite like a clean digital slate! Prioritize your favorite friendsWhether you have 100 Facebook friends or 1,000, you definitely don’t care about every single thing they post. Thankfully, you don’t have to leave it all to the whims of the algorithm—with this Facebook hack, you can prioritize the friends whose posts you actually want to see. On desktop: Navigate to your profile page by clicking on your profile picture at the top left of homepage column. Select “Friends” from one of the horizontal tabs right below your profile picture. Click the three dots to the right of any friend and select “Edit Friend List.” Tick the “Close Friends” box. On mobile: Navigate to your profile page by clicking on your profile picture. Scroll to the “Friends” section, and click “See All Friends.” Click on the friend’s profile photo to navigate to their profile page. Click the gray box that says “Friends” under their photo. Select “Edit Friend List” and then “Close Friends.” You’ll now be notified whenever those select, lucky few post on Facebook. They’ll also be put on a “Close Friends” list, so you can share things exclusively with them. Select what you see While we’re on the subject of feeds and favorites, did you know you can change what you see on your Facebook homepage? Although this feature is currently only available on the app, users can choose to see only updates from their friends, groups or pages they follow. Here’s how to do it. Tap on your profile photo in the bottom left corner of the app to bring up the menu. Select “Feeds” from the boxes near the top of the page. Note: You won’t see this on the iPad app, but you will on apps for iPhone and Android phones and tablets. Choose “All,” “Favorites,” “Groups” or “Pages” from the horizontal scrolling menu along the top. See more of what you want to see Mark Zuckerberg is always up to something. One of his most popular (and constantly changing) algorithms helps you prioritize what shows up first on your Facebook newsfeed. That “favorites” option we mentioned above allows you to get more of what you want to see and less of what you don’t. On desktop: Find a Facebook page you like, then click “Follow.” You will now see their posts in your feed. Navigate to their page, and click the gray “Following” button to the right of the page name. This will bring up follow preferences. Select “Favorites” to see their posts higher up in your newsfeed. The steps are the same on mobile, but you need to select “Feed” before “Favorites.” This works on iPhone and Android phones, but iPad instructions will be the same as the desktop instructions above. Post to the right people One of the biggest frustrations of Facebook users is that the posts you’re most proud of fall into an abyss, while your mom seems to get a notification every time you do something you shouldn’t. But did you know you can help the ever-fickle algorithm out a bit by targeting your audience? Every time you post, follow these directions to one of our favorite Facebook hacks. Click the button that says “Public” under your name. Choose who can see your update—you can target just friends, specific friends or friends except certain people (sorry, Mom). You can also choose for a post to be seen by yourself only … although the point of that escapes us. End autoplay once and for all There’s nothing worse than when you’re trying to take a sneaky look at Facebook during office hours and a loud video blows your cover when it starts automatically playing. Luckily, turning off autoplay on Facebook takes just a few seconds. On desktop: Click your profile picture in the top right, and go to “Settings & Privacy,” then “Settings.” Select “Media” under “Preferences” in the left-hand column. Click the “View” button next to “Video and Motion.” Select the gray “Default” button to the right of “Autoplay Videos.” Click the circle button to “off.” On mobile: Click your profile picture in the bottom-right corner. Click “Settings & Privacy” and then “Settings.” Select “Media” under “Preferences,” and choose the circle next to “Never Autoplay Videos.” Save content for laterIf you never knew this feature existed, it may forever change the way you use Facebook. Have you ever found an article you’d love to read, but don’t have time? Or a recipe that would be perfect for a dinner this week? You can save the post for later. In the top right corner of every post, you’ll see three dots. Click those dots, and choose the first option to “Save Link/Video/Post.” You can save it for “Later,” to “Favorites” or make a new folder, such as “Recipes.” These posts can then be found under “Saved” on the left-hand column of your screen. (The folder appears only once you’ve saved a post.) On mobile, you’ll find it after selecting your profile picture at the bottom right of your screen. And just like you can delete photos from Facebook, when you’re done with these posts, you can click the three dots under the post in your “Saved” folder and select “Unsave.” View your memories with friends (and significant others) Here’s another reason you and your significant other need to be Facebook official: Facebook has a pretty cute function that will show you the complete history between you and your boo (or your bestie), including photos, shared status updates and other fun memories that capture your love. Well, everything about it that you put on the platform, that is. To see your Facebook relationship with anyone in your network: Navigate to their profile page by typing their name into the search bar and then selecting their page. Click the three dots to the right of the horizontal scrolling menu near the top. Select “See Friendship.” You’ll be directed to what looks like a profile page just for the two of you, complete with all your precious memories. The step for this Facebook hack are the same on mobile, but you’ll find the three dots just slightly higher up, to the right of the blue “Message” button. Protect yourself from unseen threats It’s more important than ever to protect your personal information online. Whether you see Facebook as the hero or the villain in this story, the platform can help you figure out if and when anyone has accessed your account without your knowledge. To do this: Click your profile picture on the top right of the page, and then click “Settings & Privacy.” (On mobile, you’ll need to select “Settings.”) Select “Activity Log” from the left-hand column, then “Security and Login Information.” Check “Logins and Logouts” to see a list of the devices that have accessed your account and where they’re located. Click on the three dots in that section, and then click “Not You?” if you see any red flags, like “Device Type Unknown” or a city you haven’t visited recently. Reset your password. You’ll be prompted to reset so whomever logged into your account won’t be able to do so again. Check “Logins and Logouts” to see a list of the devices that have accessed your account and where they’re located. If you’re accessing this section on desktop, “Logins and Logouts” will be listed along the left-hand side. Discover hidden messages Are you serious? People have been trying to contact me this whole time? Why have you been hiding this from me, Facebook?! There is actually a whole new world of connections on Facebook—for better or worse. When you click on the Messenger icon near the top of your screen, you automatically see your most recent messages. But if you look closely on desktop, there’s an option for “Message Requests” at the top of this list. (You’ll need to click the cog icon first to get here from the mobile app.) These are messages from people you’re not already connected with. If you know the sender or are happy to chat, simply reply and those messages will immediately move to your normal inbox. This doesn’t mean you’ve become “friends” with the person, though. On the other hand, if you don’t want to be in contact with the person who reached out, click “Block,” “Delete” or just do nothing and forget the whole thing ever happened. This is basically Facebook’s version of a spam inbox. Why isn’t it called the “Spam Inbox,” you ask? Because that would just be too darn simple. Plan for the afterlife Dealing with your digital footprint after death is a sensitive subject. While Facebook understandably may not be the biggest concern in your end-of-life matters, it’s worth noting that the platform gives you a couple of options for beyond the grave. You can either choose for your account to be deleted or memorialized after your passing. If you choose the latter, you can set up a legacy contact and have someone manage that account when you pass away. They won’t be able to post as you (otherwise, people would assume they’re talking to your ghost!), but they can pin a post detailing things like a memorial service, respond to friend requests and manage tribute posts. At the time of writing, users could only access this function via the Facebook app. To do this: Navigate to your profile page by clicking on your photo in the bottom-right corner and then clicking on your photo again on the next page. Click the three dots next to “Edit Profile,” which will take you to “Profile Settings.” Scroll down and select “Memorialization Settings.” Choose whether you want to “Delete After Death” or “Memorialize Account.” Choose a legacy contact (if you’re memorializing). Type their name into the box. Choose whether to allow your legacy contact to download your account data or not. Choose whether to send that person a message to let them know about your morbidly organized decision or whether to keep it as a fun surprise. Create an avatar An avatar is a cartoon version of you who can do a whole bunch of fun things on your behalf, such as make comments and wish people happy birthday. They are available to (some) Facebook users, but it seems whether or not you have access to the avatar feature is purely luck. If you have the option, give it a go and see if you’re one of the lucky ones. The avatar feature is available on both mobile and desktop. To get there: Navigate to your profile page by clicking on your photo in the top right-hand corner. Select the “Edit Profile” button near the top, and scroll down to “Create Avatar” (if you have the feature). Choose between a wide range of skin tones, face shapes, features and hairstyles to make a digital version of yourself. Knock yourself out making your own hilarious memes. Log out remotelyNothing sparks fear like the thought that you might have left your work computer logged into your Facebook account. There are times you shouldn’t stay logged in, and this is one of them. Nobody wants a devious colleague making a mind-blowing life update on their behalf. But fear not: You can log out of Facebook from any device remotely. To do this: Click your profile picture in the top right, and select “Settings & Privacy” (then “Settings” again if you’re on mobile) and then “Activity Log.” Scroll down to “Where You’re Logged In” to see a list of all the places and devices you’re logged into Facebook. Click the three dots to the right of any place you don’t want to remain logged in, and then click “Log Out.” Teach people how to pronounce your nameHere’s a nifty Facebook hack for those poor souls with hard-to-pronounce names. You can actually include how to pronounce your name on your Facebook profile page. We’ve got you, Yvonne and Siobhan! At the moment, this feature is available only on desktop. To access it: Navigate to your profile page by clicking on your profile picture in the top right-hand corner and then clicking on it again. Click the “Edit Profile” button near the top, and then scroll down to “Edit Your About Info” at the bottom. Select “Details About You” from the “About” section in the left-hand column. Choose “Add a Name Pronunciation” from the list. From here, the Facebook AI wizards will come up with a few examples of how to spell your name phonetically. If it’s still being butchered, you can add your own. Here’s How to See Who Unfriended You on Facebook Whether you use Facebook through the app or website, there are two easy ways to see who unfriended you on Facebook: Check your friends listGo to your Facebook profile and tap or click on your Friends list. Search for the person you suspect unfriended you. If they are not in your list, they have either unfriended or blocked you. Check their profileGo to the person in question’s Facebook page. If you see the “Add Friend” button, it means they have unfriended you. If you can’t access their profile at all, they may have blocked you or deactivated their Facebook account. Try third-party toolsAlthough Facebook has been clamping down on these unofficial add-ons over the past couple of years, some may still work to alert you to someone unfriending you. “Facebook has blocked many of these apps from today’s primary app stores because they violate Facebook’s policies, which aim to keep unfriending as private an act as possible,” says Mac. “While you might still find some of these apps online, there is a chance that they are not reliable or accurate, so proceed with caution.” Some apps or web browser extensions that may work (with mixed success): FB Purity (browser extension) Who Deleted Me (browser extension) Still Friends Who Deleted Me (iOS app) Can you see if someone has unfollowed you on Facebook?You won’t be notified if someone unfollows you on Facebook—but there is a way to find out. First, here’s a crash course on the difference between unfriending and unfollowing: “Unfriending” removes the connection entirely, while “unfollowing” prevents you from seeing the other person’s posts in your news feed, though you’ll stay connected as friends. So it’s a more, er, gentle way of cutting ties with someone. “When you unfollow someone, you can still be friends with someone to exchange messages, as one example, but you will no longer see their posts in your Facebook feed,” explains Mac. Yes, you can see who is currently following you on your main Facebook profile page, but there isn’t a way to actively track who has unfollowed you. But the upside is that if you unfollow someone on Facebook, that person won’t be notified that you’ve elected to stop seeing their posts in your feed. Can you see if someone has blocked you on Facebook?You need to scout out this information because Facebook won’t inform you that someone has blocked you. Since there is no way to see a list of people who blocked you, you’ll have to look for a particular person. Type the person’s name in the Search window. If you can’t find them or their profile page is inaccessible, it’s possible they’ve blocked you. Sometimes people don’t use their real (or full) name on Facebook, or perhaps they use an abbreviated name (like “Raquel S.”) or a maiden name, so make sure you’ve exhausted those options too. Also, if you know they’re on Facebook—maybe a mutual contact can confirm they’re still connected to the person as Facebook friends or can view their page—then it’s possible they’ve blocked you or excluded you from their smaller circle of Facebook friends. Another way to get to the bottom of this mystery: If you were Facebook friends at some point, check if you can still see their “likes” and comments on your posts or if you can still tag them. If so, you’re not blocked.

Gathering around once again my friends as I take a deep breath and begin to spin you a yarn about Tahnee The Young Aboriginal Girl and Maliki The Wise Old Dingo, a story about when you`re feeling alone and lost, there's always hope In the small community of Gwandalan, on the far edge of the central coast of New South Wales, there lived a young Aboriginal girl named Tahnee. She was a curious and adventurous soul, always eager to explore the vast lands beyond her family's camp. One day, while out on a walkabout, Tahnee wandered further than she had ever been before. The sun beat down on her, and the trees grew taller and closer together, making it hard for her to find her way back. As she walked, the landscape changed from an open landscape to dense bush, and Tahnee began to feel a sense of unease. She called out for her family, but only the wind replied. The little girl's heart pounded in her chest as she realized she was lost. Just as the darkness began to fall, Tahnee stumbled upon a clearing. In the center of it stood an old dingo, its gray fur matted and worn. His eyes twinkled with kindness as he looked at Tahnee. This was Maliki, a wise and ancient dingo who had lived in these lands for many moons. Maliki approached Tahnee, his tail wagging softly. He sniffed at her hands and face, then looked up at her with a gentle gaze. Tahnee felt a strange sense of calm wash over her. The wise old dingo seemed to sense her fear and uncertainty. "Who are you?" Tahnee asked, her voice barely above a whisper. "I am Maliki," replied the dingo in a low, rumbling voice. "I've been watching you, little one. You're lost." Tahnee nodded, feeling a lump form in her throat. Maliki nuzzled her gently. "Don't worry, I'll guide you back to your family. But first, you must trust me." Tahnee nodded again, and Maliki set off into the darkness. As they walked, he told stories of the land and its secrets. He showed her which plants were safe to eat and which ones to avoid. He taught her how to listen to the whispers of the wind and how to read the signs of the animals. As they journeyed deeper into the night, Tahnee's fear began to fade, replaced by a sense of wonder and awe. She had never felt so connected to the land before. Maliki's stories wove a spell around her, making her feel like she was part of something much bigger than herself. As the first light of dawn crept over the horizon, Maliki led Tahnee to a familiar landmark – a giant eucalyptus tree with a distinctive knot in its trunk. Her family's camp was just beyond. Tahnee's heart swelled with joy as she spotted her family gathered around the fire. Her mother rushed forward, embracing her tightly. "Where have you been?" she asked, relief etched on her face. Tahnee smiled mischievously. "I went on walkabout," she said. "And I met Maliki." Her family listened in amazement as Tahnee recounted her tale of being lost and rescued by the wise old dingo. From that day on, Tahnee looked at the world with new eyes. She knew that there were secrets hidden beneath the surface of things, and that sometimes it took getting lost to find them. And whenever she ventured into the bush, she made sure to keep an ear out for Maliki's whispers on the wind. And that my friends is the tale of Tahnee and Maliki's adventure – a reminder that even when we're lost, there's always hope for finding our way back home with a little guidance from those who know the land best. ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

Australian Aboriginal Dreamtime story of Girabi the laughing Gahgan(Kookaburra) and the Bullfrog By BrotherKris Gather 'round once again, friends, and listen closely to the ancient tale of Girabi, the laughing Gahgan (Kookaburra) and the Bullfrog. In the Dreamtime, when the world was young and mysterious, there lived a Kookaburra named Girabi. He was known for his infectious laughter, which could be heard echoing through the bushlands, making all the other animals smile and laugh with him. Girabi's laughter was so powerful that it could bring life-giving rain to the parched earth and awaken the sleepy spirits of the land. One day, while perched in his favorite gum tree, Girabi spotted a big, green Bullfrog named Yarramirri sitting by the billabong. Yarramirri was a grumpy soul, always grumbling about something or other. Girabi thought it would be a great idea to share his joy with the Bullfrog and decided to introduce himself. Girabi swooped down, his wings making a soft whooshing sound, and landed next to Yarramirri. "Ha ha ha! Good day, my new friend!" Girabi exclaimed, his eyes twinkling with mirth. Yarramirri looked up at Girabi with a scowl, "What's so funny? What's got you laughing like a mad bird?" Girabi chuckled even harder, "Oh, nothing much, just the beauty of this land! The way the sun shines on the leaves, the songs of my feathered friends... it's all just so wonderful!" Yarramirri snorted, "You birds are always so silly. What's wrong with you?" Girabi's laughter grew louder and louder until it became contagious. Yarramirri couldn't help but crack a small smile. Girabi seized the moment and began to tell jokes and stories, each one funnier than the last. Before long, Yarramirri found himself laughing along with Girabi.As they laughed together, the billabong began to shimmer and ripple. The frogs in the water joined in, their croaks harmonizing with Girabi's laughter. The trees shook their leaves in delight, and even the clouds above seemed to chuckle along. The land itself was awakened by their joy. From that day on, Girabi and Yarramirri became inseparable friends. They spent their days exploring the bush together, sharing stories and laughter around campfires under starry skies. The land prospered under their friendship, and the spirits of the Dreamtime smiled upon them. And so, whenever you're walking through the Australian bush and hear a Kookaburra's laughter echoing through the trees or see a Bullfrog's broad smile, remember Girabi and Yarramirri's tale of unlikely friendship and the power of laughter to bring life and joy to all living things. Now, go forth and spread your own laughter throughout the land! ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

Gather 'round, my friends, and listen closely to the ancient tale of the Emu, the majestic bird with the majestic wings. This is a story that has been passed down through generations of my people, the Aboriginals, and it is a reminder of the importance of respect, humility, and the connection we have with the land. In the Dreamtime, when the world was still young and mysterious, the Emu was a powerful and proud bird. He was known for his striking black and white feathers, his strong legs, and his magnificent wings. The Emu loved to soar through the skies, feeling the wind beneath his wings and the sun on his back. One day, the Emu became boastful and arrogant. He began to think that he was above everyone else in the Dreamtime, and that no one could match his grandeur. He would often strut around the land, spreading his wings wide and cawing loudly to announce his presence. The other animals of the land grew tired of the Emu's boasting and decided to teach him a lesson. They gathered together and formed a plan to strip him of his wings. The clever Goanna, with its scaly skin and cunning eyes, snuck up behind the Emu one day and whispered a magical spell in his ear. The spell caused the Emu's wings to begin to wither away, slowly but surely. At first, the Emu didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. But as he continued to soar through the skies, he began to feel a strange sensation. His wings felt heavier than usual, and he couldn't quite remember what it was like to fly as effortlessly as before. As he looked down at his wings, he saw that they were slowly disappearing. The once-proud Emu was devastated. He had never felt so helpless in his life. The other animals watched as the Emu struggled to fly. They knew that they had taught him a valuable lesson about humility and respect for others. The Emu realized that he didn't need his wings to be special; he just needed to appreciate what he had and respect those around him. From that day on, the Emu walked on two legs like all the other birds. He learned to appreciate the beauty of the land and to live in harmony with all creatures. And though he never regained his wings, he became an even wiser and more compassionate bird. The moral of this story is that true strength comes from humility and respect for others. The Emu's story teaches us that even those who seem powerful can learn valuable lessons from their mistakes. Now, my friends, let us take a moment to reflect on our own actions. Are we like the proud Emu, or have we learned to appreciate our place in this beautiful world? Remember that every creature has its own unique gifts and strengths, and it is our responsibility to respect and care for each other and so, let us walk in balance with nature, respecting each other's differences and appreciating our interconnectedness. May we learn from the wise words of the Emu: "Humility is not about being powerless; it is about being powerful enough to know when you need help." ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

Never judge a Book By Its Cover - Aboriginal Dreamtime Story By BrotherKris Gather 'round, friends, and listen close to the ancient tale of the Kookaburra, Emu, Red Bellied Black Snake, and Wombat. A story of friendship, understanding, and the importance of not judging a book by its cover. In the heart of the Australian outback, where the sun beats down upon the red earth, four animals lived in harmony with one another. The Kookaburra, with its bright blue and white feathers, would often perch on a gum tree branch, laughing at the antics of its friends below. The Emu, with its powerful legs and gentle eyes, would roam the open plains, searching for tasty grasses and insects to snack on. The Red Bellied Black Snake would slither through the underbrush, its striking patterns a warning to potential predators of its venomous bite. And the Wombat, with its soft fur and bushy tail, would burrow into the earth, creating cozy dens to rest and sleep. One day, a fierce storm rolled in across the outback, bringing with it torrential rains and thunderous thunder. The four friends huddled together for shelter beneath a large eucalyptus tree. As they waited for the storm to pass, they began to chat about their differences. "I'm so glad I have my sharp beak to catch those pesky mosquitoes," said the Kookaburra. "Ah, but my powerful legs allow me to run from any danger that comes our way," boasted the Emu. "And my venom keeps predators at bay," added the Red Bellied Black Snake. "I may not be as flashy as you all," said the Wombat, "but my strong digging skills help me find food and stay safe." As they spoke, a strong gust of wind blew open a nearby termite mound, revealing a hidden chamber deep within. The friends peered into the darkness, curious about what lay within."Let's explore!" exclaimed the Kookaburra. Together, they ventured into the termite mound, discovering a treasure trove of sweet honeycombs and crunchy insects. But as they reached for the treats, they noticed something peculiar – a small, scrawny creature hiding in the shadows. "What's this?" asked the Emu. "A tiny Wallaby?" The Red Bellied Black Snake recoiled in disgust. "Ugh! It's so weak and puny!" The Kookaburra cawed with laughter. "Ha! Look at its awkward legs! It can't even hop like us!" The Wombat shook its head. "I wouldn't want to be that small and vulnerable." But as they turned to leave, the little Wallaby spoke up in a tiny voice. "Wait! Please don't go just yet. I have something special to share with you." It led them to a hidden chamber deep within the termite mound, where a magnificent underground river flowed crystal clear and cool. The friends gazed in wonder as fish swam lazily by. "Ah-ha!" exclaimed the Wallaby. "This is my secret treasure – a source of fresh water in this arid land!" The friends were amazed. They realized that this tiny creature had been living in harmony with the termites all along, using their mound as protection and shelter. As they made their way back to their sheltering tree, the Kookaburra turned to its friends with a newfound understanding. "We were wrong to judge that little Wallaby by its appearance," said the Kookaburra. "We should have seen beyond its size and weakness." The Emu nodded in agreement. "We each have our own unique strengths and weaknesses. We should celebrate our differences instead of judging one another." The Red Bellied Black Snake smiled slyly. "And who knows? Maybe that little Wallaby has more venom in its heart than I do." The Wombat chuckled. "I think we've all learned an important lesson today – never judge a book by its cover." From that day forward, the four friends roamed the outback together, each respecting and appreciating one another's unique qualities. And whenever they saw a small or seemingly weak creature cross their path, they would remember the wise words of the Wallaby: "Size doesn't matter; it's what's inside that counts." ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Published: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman By BrotherKris Gather 'round, friends, and listen close to the tale of Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman. A story of unlikely friendship, adventure, and the power of storytelling. In the sun-scorched Australian outback, Warrabi, a wise and respected elder of the Indigenous tribe, sat beneath the ancient eucalyptus tree, watching the stars twinkle to life. His eyes, weathered by the harsh desert winds, sparkled with a deep understanding of the land and its secrets. The tribe's children would often gather around him, mesmerized by his tales of ancestors and the Dreamtime. One evening, as the moon was rising high in the sky, a rustling in the scrub announced the arrival of Old Man Jack, a swagman who had wandered into town from afar. His dusty boots and tattered hat told tales of countless journeys along the dusty tracks and rivers of Australia. Jack had heard whispers of Warrabi's wisdom and sought him out, hoping to learn from the elder's vast knowledge. As they sat together under the starry sky, Warrabi noticed Jack's weathered face, etched with lines of experience and hardship. The old man's eyes seemed to hold a deep sadness, as if carrying the weight of countless stories untold. Warrabi nodded knowingly, sensing that this stranger carried a tale or two worth sharing. "Tell me, Old Man Jack," Warrabi said, his voice low and soothing, "what brings you to our land?" Jack's eyes clouded over, and he began to speak in a gravelly voice, his words dripping with the weight of years. "I've been traveling for so long," he said, "searching for something I once knew but lost. A place where memories fade like sandstorms on the wind." Warrabi listened intently, his eyes locking onto Jack's. As Jack spoke, the elder's gaze seemed to weave a web of connection between them, drawing forth stories long buried beneath the surface. "You see," Jack continued, "I was once a bushman, living off the land as it should be lived. But life took its toll: loved ones passed on, friends drifted away, and I found myself alone with only my memories to keep me company." As Jack spoke, Warrabi nodded knowingly. He sensed that this old man was not just sharing his story; he was searching for a way to reclaim his sense of purpose. The Aboriginal elder leaned forward, his eyes aglow with wisdom. "Old Man Jack," he said gently, "you have come to the right place. The Dreamtime runs deep in these lands. I will teach you how to listen to its whispers." And so began their journey together – a tale of unlikely friendship forged in the heart of the outback. Warrabi shared his knowledge of the land and its secrets with Old Man Jack, teaching him how to listen to the whispers of the Dreamtime. As they walked through the desert landscapes, Jack's eyes sparkled with renewed wonder and curiosity. As they sat beneath the stars once more, Jack began to share his own stories – tales of adventure on dusty tracks and rivers; stories of people who had left an indelible mark on his soul; stories that had been waiting years to be told. Warrabi listened attentively, his eyes shining with compassion and understanding. And as they shared their stories back and forth like threads on a tapestry, their bond grew stronger. One night, as they sat by a campfire under a star-filled sky, Warrabi leaned forward and placed a gentle hand on Old Man Jack's shoulder. "Remember this," he said softly. "Your stories are not just yours alone. They belong to this land, to your fellow travellers on life's journey. Share them freely, that others may find solace in their own struggles." Old Man Jack smiled for the first time in many years. His eyes shone with gratitude as he realized that he had found not only a friend but also a sense of purpose. And so they continued their journey together – through deserts hot and cold; across rivers wide and narrow; sharing tales that bridged cultures and generations. For in those starry nights beneath the outback skies, Warrabi and Old Man Jack discovered that stories had the power to heal wounds old and new; to bring people together; and to illuminate even the darkest corners of our hearts. Now gather 'round once more, friends – let us share this tale as it has been passed down through generations – that we may honour Warrabi and Old Man Jack; that we may remember the power of storytelling; and that we may find solace in our own shared journeys upon this sacred earth. ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman ------------------------- Published: By BrotherKris Copyright 2024

Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent By BrotherKris Gather 'round once again, friends, and listen closely, for I have a story to tell of ancient times, of spirits and creatures that roamed the land before the dawn of time. This is a story of Waru, the mighty Aboriginal warrior, and Yurlunggur, the great Rainbow Serpent. In the beginning, when the world was still young and mysterious, the land was dark and quiet. The skies were painted with hues of red and orange, and the earth was soft and yielding. It was a time of great power and great danger. Waru, a strong and fearless warrior, lived in this world. He was born of the earth and the sky, his spirit imbued with the strength of the land. Waru roamed the land, searching for adventure and battle. He was a skilled fighter, with a fierce determination in his heart. One day, as Waru wandered through the scrubby bushland, he came across a hidden cave. The air around him began to change, as if the very essence of the land was shifting. The rocks trembled, and the trees whispered secrets to each other. Deep within the cave, Waru discovered a magnificent creature: Yurlunggur, the Rainbow Serpent. This mighty being was coiled upon itself, its body shimmering with iridescent colors that danced across its scales. Yurlunggur's eyes burned with an inner fire, illuminating the darkness. Waru approached the serpent cautiously, sensing its immense power. Yurlunggur raised its head, regarding Waru with ancient wisdom. The two beings locked eyes, and a silent understanding passed between them. Yurlunggur spoke to Waru in a voice that echoed through his mind: "I have been sleeping for eons, waiting for one who would awaken me to share my knowledge. You are that warrior." Waru listened as Yurlunggur told him of the secrets of the land: how to harness the power of the elements, how to communicate with animals and spirits, and how to navigate the mysteries of time and space. Waru spent many moons learning from Yurlunggur. Together, they roamed the land, battling fierce beasts and exploring hidden landscapes. They walked among spirits and witnessed great battles between good and evil. As their bond grew stronger, Waru realized that he had become more than just a warrior – he had become a guardian of the land. He vowed to protect its secrets and keep its ancient wisdom alive. And so, Waru continued his journey with Yurlunggur by his side. Together, they brought balance to the land, ensuring that the forces of nature remained harmonious. The people began to notice Waru's greatness, and they looked up to him as a hero. Yurlunggur's powers began to dwindle as his purpose had been fulfilled. As his strength waned, Waru realized that his friend's departure was near. They stood together on a hill overlooking a vast expanse of country. "Farewell, my brother," Yurlunggur said. "Your heart is strong and true. Keep my teachings close to your chest. Remember: when all seems lost, seek balance in nature." With those words, Yurlunggur vanished into the earth, leaving behind only his shimmering scales as a reminder of their sacred bond. Waru gazed out at the endless landscape, knowing that he carried on Yurlunggur's legacy. From that day forward, Waru roamed the land as a symbol of hope and protection. His story became a legend passed down through generations: a testament to the power of friendship and balance in harmony with nature. And so, dear friends, remember Waru's tale: how one warrior's heart connected him with the ancient wisdom of Yurlunggur. May we all strive to emulate their bond – between humans and nature – for our own survival and prosperity in this sacred land we call home. ----------------------- ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By BrotherKris Copyright 2024

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All GTA 5 Cheat Codes and Secrets For PC and Console GTA V Director ModeIf you want to enable GTA 5 gameplay modifiers without inputting cheat codes, you can use Director Mode. This special mode allows you to play around with and toggle different settings in Grand Theft Auto V's single-player campaign, such as invincibility and Wanted Level, without having any effect on your save file. Follow the steps below to open Director Mode on PC, PlayStation 4 and 5, and Xbox: PC: While in Story Mode, press the M key to open the Interaction menu. Click on Director Mode at the bottom of the menu. PlayStation: While in Story Mode, press and hold the Touchpad on your PlayStation controller to open the Interaction menu. Scroll down and click on Director Mode at the bottom of the menu. Xbox: While in Story Mode, press and hold the View button on your Xbox controller to open the Interaction menu. Scroll down and click on Director Mode at the bottom of the menu. When in Director Mode, click on Settings to toggle through various different options, such as Time of Day, Weather, and more. While Director Mode is mainly used to recording GTA 5 gameplay clips, it's a good way of testing out cheats without affecting your save file so you won't lose any money or progress and can mess around consequence-free. How to Use GTA 5 Cheat Codes There are two kinds of GTA V cheat codes: Mobile Phones & Button Cheats. Before you can go entering cheats though, you'll need to decide which cheat code type you want to enter. Here's some information you may want to know about the two different types: Button Cheats - Available on all gaming platforms, including PC, PS5, PS4, PS3, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One, and Xbox 360. You will be required to enter the GTA 5 cheat codes using the gamepad, much like classic GTA games. In order to activate cheats in GTA 5, whether it be PC, Xbox, or PlayStation, here's our step-by-step walkthrough guide for entering and activating cheats in GTA 5: Start up your copy of GTA 5 and load into the single-player campaign, as cheat codes can only be activated in-game. Once in-game, be sure to save your game because entering cheat codes disables GTA 5 Achievements & Trophies but only for the current play session. Restarting your game will return your ability to continue collecting and completing Achievement/Trophies. If you have selected the Button Cheats option, use the D-pad to enter the directional commands - such as LEFT, RIGHT, UP, DOWN. These codes must be executed fairly quickly, and if done correctly, a small confirmation will appear above the map. How to Use GTA 5 Phone CheatsShould you opt for the cell phone method, simply follow the steps below to use phone cheats in GTA 5: Open your phone menu by pressing the Up arrow key or Up on the D-Pad. Access the dial pad by clicking on Contacts. Enter your desired cheat code, and dial the number. If you have entered the correct number and successfully followed these instructions, you'll receive a message stating the cheat has been activated. All GTA 5 Cheat Codes - Full List Important Note: Grand Theft Auto 5 cheats do not function in Grand Theft Auto Online. They are applicable only in single-player settings. Below, you will find a current list of all GTA 5 cheats that are available across all platforms. There are also Mobile Phone Cheats for GTA 5 on Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, PS5/PS4 and PC, which are numbers that can be entered on your in-game phone. On GTA V for PC, cheats can be entered using a console command. No button cheat or cell phone command exists to spawn money into your account in single-player or GTAOnline GTA V PlayStation Cheats (PS5, PS4, and PS3)Enter these cheat codes with a PS3, PS4 or PS5 controller at any time during gameplay (do not pause the game). Here is a list of GTA 5 PlayStation cheats: Invincibility - RIGHT, X, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, R1, RIGHT, LEFT, X, TRIANGLE Max Health and Armor - CIRCLE, L1, TRIANGLE, R2, X, SQUARE, CIRCLE, RIGHT, SQUARE, L1, L1, L1 Give Weapons: Sawed Off Shotgun, Sniper Rifle, Assault Rifle, SMG, Pistol, Grenade, RPG, and Knife - TRIANGLE, R2, LEFT, L1, X, RIGHT, TRIANGLE, DOWN, SQUARE, L1, L1, L1 Super Jump - LEFT, LEFT, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, SQUARE, R1, R Moon Gravity - LEFT, LEFT, L1, R1, L1, RIGHT, LEFT, L1, LEFT Raise Wanted Level - R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT Lower Wanted Level - R1, R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT Fast Run - TRIANGLE, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, L2, L1, SQUARE Fast Swim - LEFT, LEFT, L1, RIGHT, RIGHT, R2, LEFT, L2, RIGHT Recharge Ability - X, X, SQUARE, R1, L1, X, RIGHT, LEFT, X Give Parachute - LEFT, RIGHT, L1, L2, R1, R2, R2, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, L1 Skyfall - L1, L2, R1, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, L1, L2, R1, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT Explosive Melee Attacks - RIGHT, LEFT, X, TRIANGLE, R1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L2 Bang Bang (Explosive Bullets) - RIGHT, SQUARE, X, LEFT, R1, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, L1, L1, L1 Flaming Bullets - L1, R1, SQUARE, R1, LEFT, R2, R1, LEFT, SQUARE, RIGHT, L1, L1 Slow Motion Aim - SQUARE, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, LEFT, SQUARE, L2, RIGHT, X Drunk Mode - TRIANGLE, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, SQUARE, CIRCLE, LEFT Change Weather - R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, SQUARE Slidey Cars - TRIANGLE, R1, R1, LEFT, R1, L1, R2, L1 Slow Motion - TRIANGLE, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, SQUARE, R2, R1 Spawn Buzzard Attack Helicopter - CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, L2, R1, TRIANGLE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE Spawn Comet - R1, CIRCLE, R2, RIGHT, L1, L2, X, X, SQUARE, R1 Spawn Sanchez - CIRCLE, X, L1, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L1, CIRCLE, R1, R2, L2, L1, L1 Spawn Trashmaster - CIRCLE, R1, CIRCLE, R1, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT Spawn Limo - R2, RIGHT, L2, LEFT, LEFT, R1, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT Spawn Stunt Plane - CIRCLE, RIGHT, L1, L2, LEFT, R1, L1, L1, LEFT, LEFT, X, TRIANGLE Spawn Caddy - CIRCLE, L1, LEFT, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, CIRCLE, X Spawn Rapid GT - R2, L1, CIRCLE, RIGHT, L1, R1, RIGHT, LEFT, CIRCLE, R2 Spawn Duster - RIGHT, LEFT, R1, R1, R1, LEFT, TRIANGLE, TRIANGLE, X, CIRCLE, L1, L1 Spawn PCJ-600 Motorcycle - R1, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, R2, LEFT, RIGHT, SQUARE, RIGHT, L2, L1, L1 Spawn BMX - LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, SQUARE, CIRCLE, TRIANGLE, R1, R2 Note: You can enter the Weather cheat multiple times to toggle through rain, clouds, clear days and snow. Unlike GTA 4, you can spawn more than one vehicle at a time. GTA 5 Xbox Cheats (Xbox Series X, Xbox One, Xbox 360)Enter these cheat codes with an Xbox Series X, Xbox 360, or Xbox One controller at any time during gameplay (do not pause the game). Here is the list of GTA 5 Xbox cheats: Invincibility - RIGHT, A, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, RB, RIGHT, LEFT, A, Y Max Health and Armor - B, LB, Y, RT, A, X, B, RIGHT, X, LB, LB, LB Give Weapons: Sawed Off Shotgun, Sniper Rifle, Assault Rifle, SMG, Pistol, Grenade, RPG, and Knife - Y, RT, LEFT, LB, A, RIGHT, Y, DOWN, X, LB, LB, LB Super Jump - LEFT, LEFT, Y, Y, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, X, RB, RT Moon Gravity - LEFT, LEFT,LB, RB, LB, RIGHT, LEFT, LB, LEFT Raise Wanted Level - RB, RB, B, RT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT Lower Wanted Level - RB, RB, B, RT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT Fast Run - Y, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, LT, LB, X Fast Swim - LEFT LEFT LB RIGHT RIGHT RT LEFT LT RIGHT Recharge Ability - A, A, X, RB, LB, A, RIGHT, LEFT, A Give Parachute - LEFT, RIGHT, LB, LT, RB, RT, RT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LB Skyfall (Spawn in the sky) - LB, LT, RB, RT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LB, LT, RB, RT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT Explosive Melee Attacks - RIGHT, LEFT, A, Y, RB, B, B, B, LT Bang Bang (Explosive Bullets) - RIGHT, X, A, LEFT, RB, RT, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, LB, LB, LB Flaming Bullets - LB, RB, X, RB, LEFT, RT, RB, LEFT, X, RIGHT, LB, LB Slow Motion Aim - X, LT, RB, Y, LEFT, X, LT, RIGHT, A Drunk Mode - Y, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, X, B, LEFT Change Weather - RT, A, LB, LB, LT, LT, LT, X Slidey Cars - Y, RB, RB, LEFT, RB, LB, RT, LB Slow Motion - Y, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, X, RT, RB Spawn Buzzard Attack Helicopter - B, B, LB, B, B, B, LB, LT, RB, Y, B, Y Spawn Comet - RB, B, RT, RIGHT, LB, LT, A, A, X, RB Spawn Sanchez - B, A, LB, B, B, LB, B, RB, RT, LT, LB, LB Spawn Trashmaster - B, RB, B, RB, LEFT, LEFT, RB, LB, B, RIGHT Spawn Limo - RT, RIGHT, LT, LEFT, LEFT, RB, LB, B, RIGHT Spawn Stunt Plane - B, RIGHT, LB, LT, LEFT, RB, LB, LB, LEFT, LEFT, A, Y Spawn Caddy - B, LB, LEFT, RB, LT, A, RB, LB, B, A Spawn Rapid GT - RT, LB, B, RIGHT, LB, RB, RIGHT, LEFT, B, RT Spawn Duster - RIGHT, LEFT, RB, RB, RB, LEFT, Y, Y, A, B, LB, LB Spawn PCJ-600 Motorcycle - RB, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, RT, LEFT, RIGHT, X, RIGHT, LT, LB, LB Spawn BMX - LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, X, B, Y, RB, RT Notes: Enter the Weather cheat multiple times to toggle through rain, clouds, clear days and snow. You can spawn more than one vehicle at a time. GTA 5 PC Cheats To access the console and enable a cheat on PC, hit the keyboard's tilde "~" key and then enter the following GTA 5 cheat code: Super Jump - HOPTOIT Flaming Bullets - INCENDIARY Explosive Melee Attack - HOTHANDS Explosive Bullets (Bang Bang) - HIGHEX Give Parachute - SKYDIVE Moon Gravity - FLOATER Drunk Mode - LIQUOR Recharge Ability - POWERUP Slow Motion - Enter 3 times for full effect - SLOWMO Skyfall (Launches you into the sky) - SKYFALL Spawn BMX - BANDIT Spawn Comet - OMET Spawn PCJ-600 Motorcycle - ROCKET Spawn Sanchez Dirt Bike - OFFROAD Spawn Rapid GT - RAPIDGT Spawn Limo - [Vinewood|VINEWOOD]] Spawn Trashmaster - TRASHED Spawn Buzzard Attack Helicopter - BUZZOFF Spawn Stunt Plane - BARNSTORM Slow Motion Aiming (Enter 3 times for full effect) - DEADEYE Invincibility - PAINKILLER Slow Down Gameplay - SLOWMO Max Health & Armor - TURTLE Fast Run - CATCHME Fast Swim - GOTGILLS Raise Wanted Level - FUGITIVE Lower Wanted Level - LAWYERUP Change Weather - MAKEITRAIN Slippery Cars Drifting - SNOWDAY GTA 5 Phone CheatsAside from button cheats and console commands, you can use GTA 5 phone cheats using your character's cell phone. Simply dial the listed number, and if inputted correctly, your chosen cheat will work. Below is the list of GTA 5 phone cheats: Random Explosion/Phone Model Change - 1-999-367-3767 Flaming Bullets - 1-999-462-363-4279 (INCENDIARY) Explosive Bullets - 1-999-444-439 (HIGHEX) Explosive Melee Attack - 1-999-4684-2637 (HOTHANDS) Give Parachute - 1-999-759-3483 (SKY-DIVE) Moon Gravity - 1-999-356-2837 (FLOATER) Drunk Mode - 1-999-547-861 (LIQUOR) Recharge Ability - 1-999-769-3787 (POWER-UP) Slow Motion - (Enter 3 times for full effect) - 1-999-756-966 (SLOW-MO) Skyfall (Launches you into the sky) - 1-999-759-3255 (SKY-FALL) Spawn BMX - 1-999-226-348 (BANDIT) Spawn Comet - 1-999-266-38 (COMET) Spawn PCJ-600 Motorcycle - 1-999-762-538 (ROCKET) Spawn Sanchez Dirt Bike - 1-999-633-7623 (OFF-ROAD) Spawn Rapid GT - 1-999-727-4348 (RAPID-GT) Spawn Limo - 1-999-846-39663 (VINEWOOD) Spawn Trashmaster - 1-999-872-433 (TRASHED) Spawn Buzzard Attack Helicopter - 1-999-289-9633 (BUZZ-OFF) Spawn Duke O'Death - 1-999-3328-4227 (DEATHCAR) Spawn Kraken Sub - 1-999-282-2537 (BUBBLES) Spawn Dodo - 1-999-398-4628 (EXTINCT) Spawn Stunt Plane - 1-999-2276-78676 (BARN STORM) Slow Motion Aiming (Enter 3 times for full effect) - 1-999-332-3393 (DEAD-EYE) Invincibility - 1-999-724-654-5537 (PAIN-KILLER) Slow Down Gameplay - 1-999-7569-66 (SLOW-MO) Max Health & Armor - 1-999-887-853 (TURTLE) Fast Run - 1-999-228-8463 (CATCH ME) Raise Wanted Level - 1-999-3844-8483 (FUGITIVE) Lower Wanted Level - 1-999-5299-3787 (LAWYERUP) Change Weather - 1-999-625-348-7246 (MAKE IT RAIN) Slippery Cars (Drifting) - 1-999-766-9329 (SNOWDAY)

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CLICK THE PICTURE ABOVE TO WATCH VIDEO Chasin’ Roos and Dodgin’ Cops, BrotherKris brings you a wild outlaw Aussie rock adventure song, packed with slide guitar, dirty blues riffs, didgeridoo drones, and rowdy singalong energy. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + CRANK THE CHAOS 🔥 About the Song: Outback mischief at full throttle! This track tells the ridiculous story of a wild bush outing gone sideways — chasing kangaroos, dodging cops, and burning rubber across dusty trails. BrotherKris (WBR) delivers gritty vocals, heavy drums, twangy slap bass, and chaotic guitar solos for a true Aussie adventure anthem. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Dirty blues rock riffs, slide guitar, and didgeridoo, Rowdy, singalong choruses and echoing Aussie vocals, Heavy drums and slap bass driving every chaotic moment 🔊 If you like: Aussie outlaw rock, storytelling music, chaotic adventures, rowdy singalongs, and bush-bred rock energy — this one’s for you. --------------- Say g’day in the comments: Which moment had you laughing the hardest — the roo, the cops, or the burnouts? 🍻 --------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL -------------------------------- Content note: Outlaw Aussie rock, rowdy vocals, dirty blues riffs, storytelling, chaotic energy, wild bush adventures, some strong language --------------------

Get Ready to spin tyres, crank the volume, and lose yourself in chaos? BrotherKris & Westsideboyz Revolution’s cover of Devo’s Whip It delivers full-throttle burnout madness, screaming guitars, and all-out pub-rock/EDM energy. U Gotta Whip It is a heavy, fast-paced Aussie pub-rock/EDM anthem about burnouts, screaming tyres, and putting the pedal down until the smoke fills the street. This track twists the iconic hit into a tyre-melting banger built for chaos. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE CHAOS 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official / WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) 📌About the Song: What happens when you take Devo’s “Whip It,” crank it to 140BPM, add heavy guitars, 808 bass, gunshots, and a burnout pit attitude? You get WBR’s Whip It — a wild, chaotic reimagining where the only rule is spin it, smoke it, whip it. From shredding guitars to rowdy chant vocals and tyre-squeal energy, this one’s for the rev-heads, pub rats, and anyone who loves noise, speed, and danger. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Aggressive rock guitars fused with EDM drive, Heavy 808 bass & pounding drums Rowdy shout-along vocals & echoes, A reimagined “Whip It” that hits like a burnout comp anthem 🔊 If you like: Aussie comedy songs, burnout anthems, pub rock chaos, rev-head culture, 80s covers on steroids, and loud-as-hell storytelling bangers — this one’s for you. ------------------------------ 🌟Say g’day in the comments: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever whipped (car, bike, trolley… anything)? Funniest answer gets pinned. 🍻 — 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ----------- Content note: Comedy, chaotic cover, rev-head culture, loud FX, uncensored energy. -------------

Get ready to thrash, laugh, and run for your life with BrotherKris’s outrageous original Song “DropBear Boogie” — a high-energy Aussie pub rock anthem that blends bushland folklore with gritty guitars, wild harmonica, and chaotic singalong energy. ⚡🐨🎸 📌 About the Song: BrotherKris turns the legendary Aussie Dropbear into a pub-rock monster, bringing raw vocals, wah & slide guitar, screaming harmonica, thumping bass, and rowdy singalong choruses. This track is fast, loud, and dripping with outlaw Aussie rock energy — a wild ride straight outta the bush. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 What you’ll hear: Rowdy Aussie pub rock chaos, Wah & slide guitars with harmonica screeches, Thumping bass & wild drum fills, Humorous bushland storytelling, Crowd-style singalong choruses, Fast, gritty, high-energy Aussie rock ------------------------ 🔊 If you like: AC/DC, Rose Tattoo, Cold Chisel, Midnight Oil, Aussie Pub Rock, Rebellious Rock Anthems, Rowdy Covers & Originals -------------------------- ⚠️ Content Note: Outlaw Aussie rock, rowdy vocals, wild bush folklore, dirty blues riffs, chaotic energy, humor, strong language, pub singalongs ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilQL-JPujmk&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ...................................

CLICK THE PICTURE ABOVE TO WATCH THE VIDEO Crocs in the Creek Again — Brother’s outrageous Aussie pub-rock/comedy single that mixes swampy surf guitars, rowdy pub chants, and one too many close calls with toothy bastards. It’s a bush tale turned anthem — ridiculous, chaotic, and unforgettable. This track tells the wild story of cooling off in the creek, only to find the crocs already booked the spot. 😂🐊 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE CHAOS 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ----------------- About the Song: What’s more Aussie than jumping in a muddy creek, only to leg it out half-naked with a croc chasing your jocks? This rowdy comedy banger captures the madness of a hot day, a dodgy eski, Bazza losing his stubbies, Shazza screaming blue murder — and a croc with way too much attitude. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Swampy surf-rock guitars with twang & fuzz, Rowdy pub-style singalong choruses Slap bass + pounding drums with a cheeky groove, Didgeridoo underscore for that Outback vibe Storytelling verses in a thick Aussie accent, packed with chaos and laughs 🔊 If you like: Aussie comedy songs, pub rock chaos, swampy surf rock, storytelling bangers, rowdy singalongs, and running for your bloody life — this one’s for you. -------------------------------------------------------- Say g’day in the comments: Tell me the funniest line or the exact moment you’d throw the roo a beer. I’ll pin the best one. 🍻 — 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------- Content note: Comedy, Aussie slang, swamp-rock stupidity, a little spicy language . -------------

“Short Memory” – a raw Australian protest rock anthem song in the spirit of Midnight Oil. Track #1 From the Album "House Of Distraction" This track calls out broken promises, political distractions, and the way society forgets too quickly. 🎧 About the Song: “Short Memory” blends chant-like vocals, tribal drums, and hypnotic post-punk energy to deliver a biting commentary on politics, consumerism, and distraction culture. 🔊 If you like: Midnight Oil, The Clash, Rage Against the Machine, Dead Kennedys — this track is for you. ⚡ House of Distraction – Full Album Release Soon ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilQL-JPujmk&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ...................................

“Beneath The Southern Stars” by BrotherKris is a powerful Aussie folk-rock ballad that blends acoustic guitars, harmonica, and singalong pub chants into a heartfelt anthem for the land we call home. From the red dirt outback to the coastal tides, this track celebrates the resilience, spirit, and beauty of Australia. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 📌 About the Song: BrotherKris tells the story of Australia through music — painting images of sunrise over the outback, cold beers by backyard fires, and mateship beneath the Southern Cross. A mix of spoken storytelling verses, singalong choruses, and pub chant energy, this track feels like sitting by a campfire while the stars burn above. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Acoustic guitar + harmonica folk storytelling , Pub rock singalong choruses, Heartfelt Aussie pride & nostalgia, Crowd chants, nature FX, and an anthemic build ---------------- 🔊 If you like: Midnight Oil, Slim Dusty, Paul Kelly, Cold Chisel, Redgum, or modern Aussie folk-rock singalongs — this one’s for you. ------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: What’s your favourite Aussie memory beneath the stars? The best story gets pinned! ------------------ 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL -------------------------------- Content note: Outlaw Aussie rock, rowdy vocals, dirty blues riffs, storytelling, chaotic energy, wild bush adventures, some strong language --------------------