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Support us and watch our Video HERE on Youtube Rattler Race - BrotherKris | Westsideboyz Revolution | Explosive Dark Cyber Country Track “RATTLER RACE” by BrotherKris is an explosive, chaotic Australian dark country rock track fused with cyberpunk glitch elements. Half-spoken, theatrical, and distorted vocals ride a driving rhythm of slide guitar riffs, industrial drums, and immersive synth FX, while racing sounds — engine revs, tire screeches, horns, explosions, and didgeridoo bass — propel listeners through an absurd apocalyptic desert race. BrotherKris blends zany storytelling with chant-style group vocals, making the track a high-octane, cinematic ride full of chaos, humour, and adrenaline. ---------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ------------------------------- 📌 About the Song: The track tells the story of a surreal, no-rules desert race where turbo-chickens, cyber-dingoes, mutant kangaroos, and unlicensed hover tractors collide in a flamin’ rumbustious chaos. Each verse layers wild audio textures, including tire screeches, revving engines, cowbell solos, pig squeals, and glitchy radio chatter. Choruses explode in heavy group chants, giving the sensation of being caught in a high-speed, dystopian stampede. The spoken intro and outro with CB radio distortion add immersive theatricality, while stereo-panned FX and 3D sound design make listeners feel like they’re on the track themselves. --------------------------- 🎧 What you’ll hear: • Dark country rock fused with cyberpunk glitch elements • Slide guitar riffs with industrial drum grooves • Half-spoken, theatrical Aussie male vocals • Racing FX: engines revving, tire screeches, horns, explosions • Didgeridoo bass & synth glitch textures • Chant-style choruses with call-and-response group vocals • Spoken intro and outro with CB radio and mechanical distortion • Immersive 3D stereo panning & quadraphonic-inspired audio movement • Fast, chaotic tempo with zany storytelling and surreal scenarios ------------------------- 🔊 If you like: Yello’s “The Race,” cyberpunk soundtracks, chaotic dark country rock, theatrical Aussie storytelling, glitch-inspired industrial beats, immersive stereo FX, or high-energy cinematic tracks — this one is for you. ----------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: What’s the wildest, most absurd race or chase you’ve ever been in? Share your story — best comment gets pinned! ------------------------ ✅ Video Chapter Timestamps: 0:00 - Will 0:35 - Update 1:10 - Chapters Soon --------------------------- 🌐 Find us online: Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ---------------------- Content Note: Dark country rock, cyberpunk glitch, half-spoken theatrical vocals, racing chaos, high-energy instrumentals, immersive 3D audio, absurd storytelling, surreal humour, strong language. --------------------- Hashtags: #BrotherKris #RattlerRace #DarkCountryRock #CyberpunkGlitch #AustralianMusic #ChaoticRock #ImmersiveAudio #SlideGuitar #IndustrialBeats #FunkyChaos #CallAndResponse #SurrealStorytelling #BrotherKrisOfficial

Support Us & Watch HERE on Youtube Inside Your Mind - Cassie Blue & Westsideboyz Revolution Inside Your Mind - Cassie Blue & Westsideboyz Revolution ------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ---------------------- 📌 About the Song: The track portrays the collision between real-world isolation and digital chaos. Each verse slowly immerses listeners into the eerie world of scrolling, ghost accounts, and algorithmic illusions, ------------------------------- 🎧 What you’ll hear: • Slow, atmospheric dark country rock with haunting storytelling • Male vocals: gritty, emotional, and reflective • Acoustic and slide guitar for texture and mood • Pre-chorus tension with glitch effects, pulsing bass, and distant reverb • Choruses: high-energy, distorted electric guitar + cyberpunk synths • Industrial drums, glitchy electronic sounds, digital pings, static bursts • Spoken intro/outro with radio interference and broken signal ambiance • Stereo-panned FX & immersive 3D audio design • Cinematic, chaotic, and emotional journey through digital isolation ------------------------------- 🔊 If you like: Nine Inch Nails, YACHT, Ben Howard, electronic country fusion, cyberpunk-influenced rock, cinematic dark country, experimental glitch rock, or moody, storytelling-driven Australian music — this one is for you. ---------------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: Have you ever felt trapped by your screens or lost in the endless scroll? Share your story — the most relatable gets pinned! ----------------------- ✅ Video Chapter Timestamps: 0:00 - Will Update 0:25 - Chapters 1:05 - If Requested ------------------------------- 🌐 Find us online: Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ---------------------------- Content Note: Dark country rock, cyberpunk electronic edge, gritty emotional male vocals, storytelling-driven, glitch effects, industrial drums, digital chaos, immersive 3D audio, spoken intros/outros, strong language.

Suport us and watch HERE on Youtube Been Down So Long - Cassie Blue & Westsideboyz Revolution “Down So Long” by Cassie Blue is a gritty, psychedelic pop-rock track with heavy blues influences, deep distorted guitars, and immersive 808 basslines. Male and female vocals deliver haunting, echoing performances that capture the anguish of confinement and the struggle to break free. The song blends raw emotion, cinematic instrumental layers, and dark storytelling for an intense listening experience. ------------------ 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official -------------------------- 📌 About the Song: Cassie takes listeners through the psychological weight of being trapped, both physically and emotionally. The track opens with heavy guitar riffs, deep bass, and minimal drum patterns to create a sense of isolation. Verses deliver raw, throaty vocals with layered reverb and echo, while choruses explode with intensity, pleading for release. Distorted guitar solos, 808-driven bridges, and subtle synth textures enhance the dark, psychedelic atmosphere. -------------------------- 🎧 What you’ll hear: • Psychedelic pop-rock with 120 BPM slow groove • Deeply distorted electric guitars and bluesy riffs • Male and female vocals with echo and reverb for haunting effect • 808 basslines, punchy drums, and subtle synth textures • Extended instrumental and guitar solo breaks • Dramatic, cinematic choruses with intense, echoing vocals • Spoken-word and eerie sound effects including footsteps, prison ambience, and evil laughter • Fading outro with piano, reverb, and spectral vocal layers -------------------------- 🔊 If you like: Psychedelic blues-rock, dark pop-rock, cinematic storytelling, BrotherKris-style raw vocals, or emotional tracks with 808-driven rhythm and atmospheric guitar work — this one’s for you. ------------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: When have you felt trapped and had to fight to break free? Share your story — the most compelling one gets pinned! -------------------- ✅ Video Chapter Timestamps: 0:00 - Will Update 0:20 - Chapters 0:50 - If Requested ------------------------- 🌐 Find us online: Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ----------------------------- Content Note: Psychedelic pop-rock, blues-influenced guitar, 808 bass, male and female vocals, reverb and echo, cinematic storytelling, prison/haunted ambience, dark emotional tone. ------------------------ Hashtags: #BrotherKris #DownSoLong #PsychedelicPopRock #BluesRock #GrittyVocals #CinematicRock #MaleFemaleVocals #808Bass #DistortedGuitar #HauntingChorus #EchoVocals #EerieSoundFX #120BPM #EMinor #BrotherKrisOfficial #RockStorytelling

Support us by watching our video HERE on Youtube I LOST MY BRAIN IN A DRIVE-THRU – BrotherKris | Dark Country Cyberpunk “I LOST MY BRAIN IN A DRIVE-THRU” by BrotherKris is a wild, chaotic Australian dark-country rock anthem fused with cyberpunk glitch energy and unhinged comedy horror. Packed with greasy drive-thru nightmares, haunted condiments, exploding fryers, and rogue milkshakes, this track slams you straight into a 5-minute cinematic meltdown of guitars, static, vending-machine FX, and pure insanity. With slow funky acoustic verses, explosive cyberpunk choruses, and immersive 3D audio movements that circle the listener, BrotherKris delivers a story that’s hilarious, gritty, deranged, and impossible not to replay. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 📌 About the Song This track tells the warped journey of a man who pulls up for a simple feed… and ends up fighting haunted nuggets, cosmic fry cooks, Latin-speaking engines, and milkshakes with Jedi powers. Every verse builds the madness with slow, funky, glitch-tick country rock. Every chorus detonates with distorted guitars, cyberpunk synths, arcade noise, vending machine beeps, and industrial drums. By the end, the drive-thru practically becomes a portal to hell — complete with undead clowns, screaming burgers, guilt-tripping soda machines, and a milkshake that takes the wheel. It’s funny, cinematic, immersive, and gloriously unhinged — exactly the way BrotherKris does it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 🎧 What you’ll hear: • Australian dark-country rock swagger • Funky acoustic guitar with glitch FX in the verses • Heavy distorted guitars & cyberpunk synths in choruses • Stereo-panned drive-thru voices and 3D sound sweeps • Arcade beeps, static bursts, vending-machine noises • Comedy-horror narrative with gritty humour • Massive chantable choruses • Immersive quad-style audio design --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 🔊 If you like: Tenacious D, Red Dead Redemption music, cyberpunk soundtracks, Flight of the Conchords, Aussie humour, glitch-rock, or cinematic comedy songs — this is your next obsession. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: What’s the weirdest or funniest thing that’s ever happened to YOU in a drive-thru? Best story gets pinned. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- 🌐 Find us online Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 / @brotherkrisofficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist: • 👉 ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎶Music Playlist ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ⚠️ Content Note: Comedy-horror, dark humour, haunted food, cyberpunk FX, Aussie satire, chaotic energy, immersive sound design. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 🔥 Hashtags #BrotherKris #ILostMyBrainInADriveThru #ComedyMusic #AussieComedy #CyberpunkRock #DarkCountryRock #GlitchRock #HauntedDriveThru #BrotherKrisOfficial #WBR #ChaosMusic #CinematicSong

I LOST MY BRAIN IN A DRIVE-THRU – BrotherKris | (FULL OFFICIAL LYRICS) ----------------------- “Please pull forward... …to the window of madness.” “Welcome to Hell’s Grill, can I take your sanity?” Pulled up for fries, heart full of hope, Speaker said “Welcome,” but sounded like a goat. I said “One nugget box,” it said “System error,” Then sparks flew out and I smelled deep fryer terror. Ghost of a pickle flew past my face, A fry cook screamed and vanished in space. Tried to back up tire hit a possum, Now my engine’s speaking Latin. Awesome. Do I smell cheese or... pure regret? What’s in the air? Anxiety and sweat. I LOST MY BRAAAAIIIN... IN A DRIVE-THRU! Yelled at the menu — IT YELLED BACK TOO! No one took my order, but they took my soul Now I’m dunked in sauce and outta control! I LOST MY BRAAAIN... in the fries tonight! Bit into a burger and saw the light. It screamed, “You’re cursed,” then squirted jam Now I’m cryin’ ketchup and chuggin’ Spam! Cashier looked like a haunted clown, Said, “Your nuggets crawled off they ain’t stickin’ ‘round.” I saw a bun punch a guy in the shin, The ice cream machine just sucked him in. A zombie on rollerblades asked for a tip, The soda machine gave me a guilt trip. Then Cletus popped out the sauce dispenser, Said “Welcome, son. You’re the new Condiment Avenger.” Please proceed to the next window... of despair. Your order has been sacrificed. I LOST MY BRAAAAIIIN... IN A DRIVE-THRU! I blinked, now the milkshake’s piloting YOU. No forks, no napkins, just existential dread And a large fry that whispers inside my head. I LOST MY MIND AND MY HAPPY MEAL TOO! Now I’m talkin’ to a taco that says “BOO.” They gave me a coupon for eternal screams, And a chili dog full of haunted dreams. “Please rate your experience: One star, two stars, screaming stars?” I LOST MY BRAAAAIIIN... IN A DRIVE-THRU! Traded my logic for dipping goo. My thoughts are fries, my soul’s a shake, I’m the burger ghost they just can’t bake! LOST IT ALL — sanity, socks, and pride! Now I scream, “MAYO!” into the night. If you see me drivin’ in circles again Just honk once for sauce, twice for pain. “Thank you for visiting... Would you like to supersize your doom?”

Support us by watching HERE on Youtube Hillbilly Hoot’n Holler Anthem – BrotherKris | Rowdy Aussie Hillbilly Comedy Jam Hillbilly Hoot’n Holler Anthem by BrotherKris is a chaotic, hilarious hillbilly slapstick country sing-along with Aussie vocals, jaw harp, washboard, banjo, jug band rhythms, foot stomps, hand claps, and moonshine energy. BrotherKris leads a rowdy barnyard adventure where absurd antics, wild cousins, kung-fu possums, and moonshine mishaps collide into a big, stompy, comedic musical parade. -------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ------------- 📌 About the SongFrom drunken barn mornings to cousin hijinks and crazy possum kung-fu fights, “Hillbilly Hoot’n Holler Anthem” delivers non-stop comedy, chaos, and singalong madness. Crowd chants and call-and-response sections make listeners part of the wild barnyard fun: ---------------- “YEE-HAW HOOT’N HOLLER! Bang that jug and make it taller! Moonshine burnin’ through my collar — we don’t give a HOOT’N HOLLER!” Every verse explodes into stomps, claps, and audience participation, creating a hilarious, high-energy hillbilly experience. --------------- 🎧 What you’ll hear:• American hillbilly slapstick comedy with Aussie vocals• Banjo, jaw harp, washboard, jug band rhythms• Foot stomps, hand claps, and big call-and-response sections• Moonshine-fuelled comedic chaos• Rowdy barnyard storytelling• Wild, stompy musical grooves ------------- 🔊 If you like:Flight of the Conchords, Tenacious D, Lonely Island, Aussie comedy music, chaotic folk/bluegrass, slapstick hillbilly, rowdy barnyard singalongs — this one’s for you.---------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments:What’s your funniest “I don’t give a HOOT’N HOLLER” moment?Best comment gets pinned! ------------ 🌐 Find us online:Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ----------------- ⚠️ Content Note:Comedy music, chaotic humour, strong language, rowdy pub/ barnyard antics, hillbilly slapstick, crowd singalongs, stomps, claps, banjo/jug grooves ------------------

Hillbilly Hoot’n Holler Anthem – BrotherKris | (FULL OFFICIAL SONG LYRICS) I woke up drunk in Grandpa’s barn, Boot stuck deep in chicken shit, harmin’ no one, no alarm I scratched my arse and yelled “HOT DAMN!” Cause hillbillies don’t care, we just do what we can I holler “YEE-HAW HOOT’N HOLLER!” Bang that jug and make it taller! Moonshine burnin’ through my collar, But I still don’t give a— (banjo slap) —holler! I got a cousin named Jimmy-Jack-Joe, He married his truck ’cause she “understands his soul” He plays the washboard on his hairy belly, And somehow attracts girls, smellin’ like petrol jelly I holler “YEE-HAW HOOT’N HOLLER!” Bang that jug and make it taller! Moonshine burnin’ through my collar, But I still don’t give a— (banjo slap) —holler! I drank moonshine strong enough to melt the fence, Saw possums doin’ kung-fu — made no sense, I tripped over a log, kissed a stump on the lips, Got splinters in places that should NOT have tips I holler “YEE-HAW HOOT’N HOLLER!” Bang that jug and make it taller! Moonshine burnin’ through my collar, But I still don’t give a— (banjo slap) —holler! “STOMP-STOMP, CLAP-CLAP, GRAB THAT JAWBONE BACK!” “IF WE GONNA RAISE SOME HERE, WE GONNA DO IT HILLBILLY!” YEE-HAW HOOT’N HOLLER! MOONSHINE MAKES US DANCE LIKE DOLLARS! If you judge us, well don’t bother We’re hillbillies, baby we don’t give a HOOT’N HOLLER!

Mob In Boots - BrotherKris | Aboriginal Unity Anthem BrotherKris - Mob In Boots Aboriginal Anthem, From the red dirt, from the fire and smoke, we rise. This video is about resilience and remembering to get back up even when things are tough. It's important to stay strong and keep working on self development, and building your emotional intelligence, even in the face of tragedy.

Oceans On Fire – a raw protest anthem about environmental destruction, corporate greed, and the cost of climate denial. Track #5 from the album *House Of Distraction*. 🎧 About the Song: Driven by tribal percussion, pulsing bass, and reverb-soaked guitars, *Oceans On Fire* blends chant-like verses with explosive protest choruses. Sarcastic spoken word and megaphone samples hammer home the urgency of burning seas, dying reefs, and choking air. Brought to you By: ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ............... ⚡ *House of Distraction – Full Album * ⚡ ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback. 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶 👉 CLICK HERE FOR MORE MUSIC LIKE THIS

CLICK THE PICTURE ABOVE TO WATCH THE VIDEO Get ready to crank the volume and raise a fist with BrotherKris’s xplosive cover song of “Up Yours (No Sharia Laws” — a gritty, rebellious Aussie pub-rock anthem with harmonica riffs, wah guitar, slide solos, and gang-style singalongs. This one hits hard with a message that’s loud, unapologetic, and full of Aussie pub energy. 📌 About the Song: BrotherKris delivers a punchy, high-energy pub rock cover, blending harmonica, wah guitar, slide guitar, raw vocals, and driving drums. “Up Yours (No Sharia Laws)” is a no-holds-barred anthem for those who love gritty Aussie rock with rebellious spirit and singalong energy. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 What you’ll hear: Classic Aussie pub rock energy, Gritty vocals and harmonica hooks, Wah &, slide guitar riffs, driving drums & bass, Crowd-style singalong choruses, Rebellious, hard-hitting lyrics ------------------- 🔊 If you like: AC/DC, Rose Tattoo, Cold Chisel, Aussie Pub Rock, rebellious rock anthems, high-energy covers ------------------ 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL 🎶100% Original Aussie Hits Playlist:👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxM1tik71Z8&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9iq2WtoztnU452xw83Q_Bbo -------------------------------- Content note: Outlaw Aussie rock, rowdy vocals, dirty blues riffs, storytelling, chaotic energy, wild bush adventures, some strong language --------------------

Support us By Clicking HERE To watch our video on Youtube Fukityfuk Anthem – BrotherKris | 70s Funky Comedy Musical Fukityfuk Anthem by BrotherKris is a chaotic, hilarious 1970s, style street-strutting musical packed with Aussie attitude, rebellious storytelling, and a crowd-chant chorus of pure gibberish. With cane-twirling swagger, whistling hooks, and bass-heavy grooves, BrotherKris turns everyday annoyances — fines, rules, bosses, neighbour complaints, and dress codes — into a riotous parade of “I don’t give a fuk” defiance. --------------------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ---------------------------------------- 📌 About the Song “Fukityfuk Anthem” follows BrotherKris marching down the street like the lead of a 1970s musical scene — straw hat, cane, chest-thumping bassline — turning life’s nonsense into comedy gold. From fines in the mail to toilet emergencies, strict bosses, sideways hats, rusty utes, and noisy neighbours… every verse explodes into the legendary audience chant: “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” What begins with one man becomes a full-blown street parade: citizens joining, bakers shouting, dog walkers chanting, and kids giggling along in chaotic harmony. 🎧 What you’ll hear: • 1970s musical groove with bounce & swagger • Funky cane-twirling strut rhythm • Comedy storytelling with Aussie edge • Crowd-chant choruses & call-and-response vocals • Chaotic, funny rebellion energy • Bass-heavy, punchy grooves with gibberish singalongs ----------------------------------- 🔊 If you like: Tenacious D, Flight of the Conchords, Lonely Island, Aussie comedy music, funky retro grooves, 70s musicals, or chaotic street-parade anthems — this one is for you. ---------------------------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: What’s the funniest “I don’t give a fuk” moment YOU’VE had this year? Best comment gets pinned! ----------------------------------------- 🌐 Find us online Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL -------------------------------------- ⚠️ Content Note: Comedy music, chaotic humour, strong language, Aussie satire, crowd chant gibberish, 1970s funk strut energy.

BrotherKris - Mob In Boots, Australian Aboriginal Anthem, From the red dirt, from the fire and smoke, we rise. This video is about resilience and remembering to get back up even when things are tough. It's important to stay strong and keep working on self development, and building your emotional intelligence, even in the face of tragedy.

Fukityfuk Anthem By BrotherKris (FULL SONG LYRICS) Yo… life’s a bunch of roses, I don’t give a fuk… Follow me, citizens… let’s make some chaos! They told me I had to vote for lying bastards, Sent me a fine, said I broke the law, I crumpled that paper, threw it in the garbage, OHH YEHH — I don’t give a fukiyfukfifkutyfukinfukfukfuk! Half a block to the toilet, they said I must go, But I couldn’t hold it, the fence stole the show, Fukiftyfukifukfukfuk! Laughed the street as I strolled, Life’s a bunch of roses, I walk my own road! Brother Kris sings: “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” Brother Kris sings: “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” They told me “wear your hat like a proper man!” I wore it sideways, cane in hand, said “I don’t give a fuk!” Boss man said “show up on time or else!” I smiled, sipped my tea, fukityfukityfuk… he yelled, “FINE!” Brother Kris sings: “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” more citizens join, doubling the chant “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” Parking fine for my rusty old ute? I laughed, jumped on the bonnet, fukfukdukityfukinfukfukfuk! Neighbour told me “keep it down, Kris!” I whistled, swung my cane, “Life’s a song, mate, don’t give a fuk!” Brother Kris sings: “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” Street kids, bakers, dog walkers join “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk!” All together now: “Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk! Fukinfukityfukfukafukfuk! Life’s a bunch of roses, don’t give a fuk!”

Support Us by CLICKING HERE To watch on Youtube Beer, Bums & Bullshit by BrotherKris Beer, Bums & Bullshit by BrotherKris is a chaotic, rowdy, American-Aussie hillbilly slapstick musical packed with stomps, claps, jug-band grooves, banjo twangs, jaw harp slaps, and moonshine energy. BrotherKris turns pub chaos, muddy mishaps, and rowdy family antics into a hilarious, call-and-response singalong where the audience joins the absurd fun. ----------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official --------------------------- 📌 About the Song From hangovers and muddy boots to possums dancing on fences, crazy cows, and rowdy cousins, “Beer, Bums & Bullshit” is a comedic riot. Crowd chants, stomps, and claps amplify every verse, turning chaos into a full-blown hillbilly singalong: --------------- “YEE-HAW, DRINK & SMASH! Kick that dog, kick the trash! Moonshine burnin’, teeth all clash, And I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash!” What starts as a backyard mayhem grows into a wild, pub-style parade of laughter, stomps, and rowdy audience participation. ------------------ 🎧 What you’ll hear: • American hillbilly slapstick comedy with Aussie vocals • Banjo twangs, jaw harp, washboard, jug band rhythm • Foot stomps, hand claps, and call-and-response audience sections • Wild, chaotic, comedic storytelling energy • Big stompy grooves and moonshine-jam vibes • Rowdy crowd singalongs ---------------------- 🔊 If you like: Flight of the Conchords, Lonely Island, Tenacious D, Aussie comedy music, chaotic folk/bluegrass, slapstick hillbilly, or rowdy pub singalongs — this one’s for you. ------------------------ ✅ Say g’day in the comments: What’s the funniest “I don’t give a fuck” moment YOU’VE had this year? Best comment gets pinned! ------------------------ 🌐 Find us online: Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------- ⚠️ Content Note: Comedy music, chaotic humour, strong language, pub/rowdy antics, hillbilly slapstick, crowd singalongs, stomps, claps, banjo/jug grooves ----------------------------

🎤 Beer, Bums & Bullshit SONG LYRICS “Oi! Grab a jug, a boot, or yer arse… We’re fixin’ to make this barn shake like a bastard!” Woke up with a hangover, dog licked my face, Boot full of mud, pissin’ off the place. Cousin’s screamin’ at a rooster, swearin’ real loud, We don’t give a fuck — we’re rowdy and proud! I holler “YEE-HAW, DRINK & SMASH!” Kick that dog, kick the trash! Moonshine burnin’, teeth all clash, And I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash! Found a possum dancin’ on the fence, He looked at me like “mate, yer kinda dense!” Tripped in the muck, kissed a cow’s behind, Got mud in my beard and it felt just fine! I holler “YEE-HAW, DRINK & SMASH!” Kick that dog, kick the trash! Moonshine burnin’, teeth all clash, And I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash! “STOMP-STOMP, SLAP-SLAP, GRAB THAT JAWBONE BACK!” (repeatX3) “IF WE GONNA RAISE SOME HELL, WE DO IT HILLBILLY STYLE!” Barmaid’s yellin’, “You boys better behave!” I spit on the floor — nah, we ain’t brave! Cousin Jimmy’s car stuck in the mud, We laughed so hard we fell in a flood! I holler “YEE-HA, DRINK & SMASH!” Kick that dog, kick the trash! Moonshine burnin’, teeth all clash, And I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash! “Alright ya bastards… clean up yer shit, pour another jug… And remember — hillbillies don’t give a fuck!” because We Dont GIVE A HOOOOT N HOLLER, !” I holler “YEE-HA, DRINK & SMASH!” Kick that dog, kick the trash! Moonshine burnin’, teeth all clash, And I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash! I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash! I don’t give a fuck about your fancy-ass cash!

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Support us and watch our video HERE on YOUTUBE Strength Vision & Legacy - BrotherKris | Funky Aboriginal Corroboree Anthem Strength, Vision & Legacy” by BrotherKris is a powerful, unifying Aboriginal corroboree anthem blending traditional instruments with modern funk and electronic grooves. Featuring didgeridoo drones, clapsticks, foot stomps, and soulful Aboriginal male vocals alongside female backing chants, this track fuses cultural storytelling with contemporary rhythm to create a deep, emotional musical journey. --------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official ---------------------- 📌 About the Song“Strength, Vision & Legacy” celebrates Aboriginal culture, history, and community pride. From the slow heartbeat of clapsticks and distant didgeridoo in the intro to a full electronic funk groove, the track carries stories of ancestors, Dreaming, and the power of mob unity.Choruses of “Strength… Vision… Legacy…” invite listeners to stomp, clap, and sing along, linking the past with the present and future:“Clap your sticks, stomp your pride, The old ones dance with us side by side. Strength… Vision… Legacy… This is who we are — Come Walk with me.”The song builds through emotional verses, call-and-response chants, and modern beats while staying deeply rooted in Aboriginal musical tradition. -------------------------- 🎧 What you’ll hear:• Funky modern Aboriginal corroboree anthem• Deep male lead vocals with female chant/harmony• Didgeridoo drones, clapsticks, foot stomps• Rap-style verses with spoken word intro• Electronic funk groove meets traditional rhythm• Emotional, unifying, and culturally powerful storytelling -------------------- 🔊 If you like:Indigenous music, Aboriginal culture, world fusion, funk grooves, spoken word rap, ceremonial instruments, didgeridoo music, call-and-response singalongs, unifying cultural anthems — this one’s for you. --------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments:Which part of the song connects most with you — the stomp, the chant, or the message?Best comment gets pinned! ----------------- 🌐 Find us online:Website 👉 https://www.hype-hq.com/ Official YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial 🎧 BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ------------------------- ⚠️ Content Note:Aboriginal corroboree fusion, cultural storytelling, traditional instruments, electronic funk, spoken word, call-and-response, foot stomps, clapsticks, didgeridoo, emotional and unifying themes ---------------------

I Need It Balls Deep, by Cassie Blue is a bold, outrageous disco-trap anthem that blends funky slap bass, disco strings, trap hi-hats, and Cassie’s sassy, half-rapped delivery into a comedy-pop banger you’ll never forget — brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official. 💃 Cassie Blue is back to shock, seduce, and make you laugh with her cheekiest track yet. Funky, addictive, and unapologetically dirty, this one’s not for the shy. 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #WBR Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK “I Need It Balls Deep” is Cassie Blue at her most unfiltered — a disco-funk comedy anthem that turns raw desire into a dancefloor explosion. With slap bass, horns, cheeky ad-libs, and trap-style beats, Cassie makes a hilarious, addictive party track that’s impossible to ignore. 💥 Musical Style: Think Lizzo meets Doja Cat with Peaches’ filth and Tenacious D’s comedy energy — wrapped in 70s disco glitter and modern trap bass. Cassie brings sass, humour, and dancefloor fire all in one. 🔊 If You Like: Lizzo, Peaches, Doja Cat, Scissor Sisters, Tenacious D, Flight of the Conchords, or just filthy comedy-pop with disco funk energy — this one’s for you. -------------------------- 📌 Video Chapter timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:20 - Verse 1 0:51 - Chorus 1:10 - Verse 2 1:40 - Chorus 2:03 - Bridge 2:35 - Final Chorus 3:06 - Outro 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------

Love Is A Snakepit 🐍BrotherKris | WestsideBoyz Revolution, Toxic Love Song Love is dangerous. Love is venom. And sometimes… love is a snakepit. 🐍 This dark rock anthem by WestsideBoyz Revolution rips open the toxic side of relationships with heavy guitars, pounding drums, and raw energy. Written with grit, attitude, and pure fire — it’s a track for anyone who knows passion can bite back. 🔥 Rock | Metal | Hard Rock | Aussie Outback Rock Revolution ----------------------------- 🎶 WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) — The sound of rebellion, passion, and unchained Aussie rock. ⚡ More HOT tracks dropping soon 2025/26 ⚡ 👉 Full Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BAwk4xsfp0&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ⭐ Share this with ya mates, smash that Like 👍, and drop a comment 🎣 — I’ll pin the best ones! ⭐ Subscribe to BrotherKrisOfficial — it really does keep the Revolution alive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGharzCk9jhQP5FURKWhsQ?sub_confirmation=1

Take This Job N Fukin Shove it by BrotherKris & WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) is a raw Aussie pub-rock/EDM comedy anthem that flips the 9 to 5 grind into a middle-finger burnout anthem. Ready to rage against the grind, flip the bird at your boss, and laugh at the circus of modern slavery? WestsideBoyz Revolution’s “Take This Job & F*in Shove It”** is a dirty disco-punk, anti-work anthem that mixes sarcasm, protest chants, and pub-rock energy into one wild ride. From sarcastic carnival-style intros to roaring chant choruses, this track is the soundtrack for anyone sick of their 9 to 5, smug managers, and bullshit deadlines. With funky punk grooves, snarling vocals, and chaotic WBR attitude — this one’s for the workers who’ve had enough. ------------------------ 🌟 Say g’day in the comments: What’s the worst job you’ve ever had? Funniest horror story gets pinned. 🍻 -------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE VOLUME 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official / WestsideBoyz Revolution (WBR) 📌 About the Song: What happens when you take the soul-crushing daily grind, mix it with circus sarcasm, pub-rock chaos, and raw funk-punk rage? You get WBR’s Take This Job & F*in Shove It** — a chaotic, uncensored anthem that laughs at the system while giving it the finger. From pounding basslines to rowdy gang vocals and a no-holds-barred outro, this track is built for workers, rebels, and anyone who wants to tell their boss to shove it. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Funky punk basslines & dirty disco grooves, Rowdy chant-along protest vocals, Circus-megaphone spoken word intro/outro, Raw Aussie sarcasm with WBR’s signature chaos 🔊 If you like: Anti-work anthems, Aussie pub rock, protest songs, funky punk grooves, raw comedy rock, and flipping the bird to “The Man” — this one’s for you. ---------------------------------------- 📌 Video Chapter timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:41 - Verse 1 1:04 - Pre-Chorus 1:20 - Chorus 1:46 - Verse 2 2:03 - Chorus 2:30 - Verse 3 2:51 - Instrumental Solo 3:02 - Bridge 3:22 - Outro — 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ----------- ⚠️ Content note: Comedy, explicit language, protest energy, sarcastic anti-work anthem.

“Crumbling Streets” – Westsideboyz Revolution`s raw Australian protest rock anthem song in the spirit of Midnight Oil. This song exposes urban decay, broken promises, and the cracks—both literal and political—that run through modern society. brought to you by:♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 About the Song: “Crumbling Streets” blends chant-like vocals, tribal drums, and jagged post-punk guitars with the bite of spoken word. It paints a picture of neglected infrastructure, rising frustration, and the hypocrisy of political “progress.” 🔊 If you like: Midnight Oil, The Clash, Killing Joke, Rage Against the Machine — this track will resonate. --------------------------------- Track #2 from the album House Of Distraction ⚡ House of Distraction – FULL TRACK PLAYLIST CLICK HERE ⚡ ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉CLICK HERE & SUBSCRIBE TO BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 CLICK HERE FOR MORE BROTHERKRIS & WBR MUSIC

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Even after three husbands and nine grandkids, this grandma is ready for action! 😂 Witness her in this wild movie parody, showcasing funny fight scenes and over-the-top action. An Outrageous comedy song by BrotherKris & The WestsideBoys Revolution you won't want to miss!

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Gather 'round, my friends, and listen closely to the ancient tale of the Emu, the majestic bird with the majestic wings. This is a story that has been passed down through generations of my people, the Aboriginals, and it is a reminder of the importance of respect, humility, and the connection we have with the land. In the Dreamtime, when the world was still young and mysterious, the Emu was a powerful and proud bird. He was known for his striking black and white feathers, his strong legs, and his magnificent wings. The Emu loved to soar through the skies, feeling the wind beneath his wings and the sun on his back. One day, the Emu became boastful and arrogant. He began to think that he was above everyone else in the Dreamtime, and that no one could match his grandeur. He would often strut around the land, spreading his wings wide and cawing loudly to announce his presence. The other animals of the land grew tired of the Emu's boasting and decided to teach him a lesson. They gathered together and formed a plan to strip him of his wings. The clever Goanna, with its scaly skin and cunning eyes, snuck up behind the Emu one day and whispered a magical spell in his ear. The spell caused the Emu's wings to begin to wither away, slowly but surely. At first, the Emu didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. But as he continued to soar through the skies, he began to feel a strange sensation. His wings felt heavier than usual, and he couldn't quite remember what it was like to fly as effortlessly as before. As he looked down at his wings, he saw that they were slowly disappearing. The once-proud Emu was devastated. He had never felt so helpless in his life. The other animals watched as the Emu struggled to fly. They knew that they had taught him a valuable lesson about humility and respect for others. The Emu realized that he didn't need his wings to be special; he just needed to appreciate what he had and respect those around him. From that day on, the Emu walked on two legs like all the other birds. He learned to appreciate the beauty of the land and to live in harmony with all creatures. And though he never regained his wings, he became an even wiser and more compassionate bird. The moral of this story is that true strength comes from humility and respect for others. The Emu's story teaches us that even those who seem powerful can learn valuable lessons from their mistakes. Now, my friends, let us take a moment to reflect on our own actions. Are we like the proud Emu, or have we learned to appreciate our place in this beautiful world? Remember that every creature has its own unique gifts and strengths, and it is our responsibility to respect and care for each other and so, let us walk in balance with nature, respecting each other's differences and appreciating our interconnectedness. May we learn from the wise words of the Emu: "Humility is not about being powerless; it is about being powerful enough to know when you need help." ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

Gathering around once again my friends as I take a deep breath and begin to spin you a yarn about Tahnee The Young Aboriginal Girl and Maliki The Wise Old Dingo, a story about when you`re feeling alone and lost, there's always hope In the small community of Gwandalan, on the far edge of the central coast of New South Wales, there lived a young Aboriginal girl named Tahnee. She was a curious and adventurous soul, always eager to explore the vast lands beyond her family's camp. One day, while out on a walkabout, Tahnee wandered further than she had ever been before. The sun beat down on her, and the trees grew taller and closer together, making it hard for her to find her way back. As she walked, the landscape changed from an open landscape to dense bush, and Tahnee began to feel a sense of unease. She called out for her family, but only the wind replied. The little girl's heart pounded in her chest as she realized she was lost. Just as the darkness began to fall, Tahnee stumbled upon a clearing. In the center of it stood an old dingo, its gray fur matted and worn. His eyes twinkled with kindness as he looked at Tahnee. This was Maliki, a wise and ancient dingo who had lived in these lands for many moons. Maliki approached Tahnee, his tail wagging softly. He sniffed at her hands and face, then looked up at her with a gentle gaze. Tahnee felt a strange sense of calm wash over her. The wise old dingo seemed to sense her fear and uncertainty. "Who are you?" Tahnee asked, her voice barely above a whisper. "I am Maliki," replied the dingo in a low, rumbling voice. "I've been watching you, little one. You're lost." Tahnee nodded, feeling a lump form in her throat. Maliki nuzzled her gently. "Don't worry, I'll guide you back to your family. But first, you must trust me." Tahnee nodded again, and Maliki set off into the darkness. As they walked, he told stories of the land and its secrets. He showed her which plants were safe to eat and which ones to avoid. He taught her how to listen to the whispers of the wind and how to read the signs of the animals. As they journeyed deeper into the night, Tahnee's fear began to fade, replaced by a sense of wonder and awe. She had never felt so connected to the land before. Maliki's stories wove a spell around her, making her feel like she was part of something much bigger than herself. As the first light of dawn crept over the horizon, Maliki led Tahnee to a familiar landmark – a giant eucalyptus tree with a distinctive knot in its trunk. Her family's camp was just beyond. Tahnee's heart swelled with joy as she spotted her family gathered around the fire. Her mother rushed forward, embracing her tightly. "Where have you been?" she asked, relief etched on her face. Tahnee smiled mischievously. "I went on walkabout," she said. "And I met Maliki." Her family listened in amazement as Tahnee recounted her tale of being lost and rescued by the wise old dingo. From that day on, Tahnee looked at the world with new eyes. She knew that there were secrets hidden beneath the surface of things, and that sometimes it took getting lost to find them. And whenever she ventured into the bush, she made sure to keep an ear out for Maliki's whispers on the wind. And that my friends is the tale of Tahnee and Maliki's adventure – a reminder that even when we're lost, there's always hope for finding our way back home with a little guidance from those who know the land best. ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

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Australian Aboriginal Dreamtime story of Girabi the laughing Gahgan(Kookaburra) and the Bullfrog By BrotherKris Gather 'round once again, friends, and listen closely to the ancient tale of Girabi, the laughing Gahgan (Kookaburra) and the Bullfrog. In the Dreamtime, when the world was young and mysterious, there lived a Kookaburra named Girabi. He was known for his infectious laughter, which could be heard echoing through the bushlands, making all the other animals smile and laugh with him. Girabi's laughter was so powerful that it could bring life-giving rain to the parched earth and awaken the sleepy spirits of the land. One day, while perched in his favorite gum tree, Girabi spotted a big, green Bullfrog named Yarramirri sitting by the billabong. Yarramirri was a grumpy soul, always grumbling about something or other. Girabi thought it would be a great idea to share his joy with the Bullfrog and decided to introduce himself. Girabi swooped down, his wings making a soft whooshing sound, and landed next to Yarramirri. "Ha ha ha! Good day, my new friend!" Girabi exclaimed, his eyes twinkling with mirth. Yarramirri looked up at Girabi with a scowl, "What's so funny? What's got you laughing like a mad bird?" Girabi chuckled even harder, "Oh, nothing much, just the beauty of this land! The way the sun shines on the leaves, the songs of my feathered friends... it's all just so wonderful!" Yarramirri snorted, "You birds are always so silly. What's wrong with you?" Girabi's laughter grew louder and louder until it became contagious. Yarramirri couldn't help but crack a small smile. Girabi seized the moment and began to tell jokes and stories, each one funnier than the last. Before long, Yarramirri found himself laughing along with Girabi.As they laughed together, the billabong began to shimmer and ripple. The frogs in the water joined in, their croaks harmonizing with Girabi's laughter. The trees shook their leaves in delight, and even the clouds above seemed to chuckle along. The land itself was awakened by their joy. From that day on, Girabi and Yarramirri became inseparable friends. They spent their days exploring the bush together, sharing stories and laughter around campfires under starry skies. The land prospered under their friendship, and the spirits of the Dreamtime smiled upon them. And so, whenever you're walking through the Australian bush and hear a Kookaburra's laughter echoing through the trees or see a Bullfrog's broad smile, remember Girabi and Yarramirri's tale of unlikely friendship and the power of laughter to bring life and joy to all living things. Now, go forth and spread your own laughter throughout the land! ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By: BrotherKris Copyright 2024

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Hey Guys Watch My Video, hope you like it He Wants My Big Fat Ass, Cassie Blue’s outrageously funny and provocative single that fuses disco, funk, and comedy-pop into a wild, unforgettable experience. Track #2 from Blue Spice & Naughty Nice. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE BASS 🔥 brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 About the Song: “He Wants My Big Fat Ass” is more than a song — it’s a full-on spectacle of sass, cheek, and chaos. With funky slap bass, disco claps, playful synth riffs, and trap hi-hats, Cassie Blue struts her way into your ears with vocals that are half-sung, half-rapped, and completely over-the-top. From hypnotizing your man to turning heads with every move, this track delivers a hilarious, outrageous energy that’s impossible to ignore. 💃 Funky slap bass, wah guitar licks, disco strings, bright synths, and trap-style hi-hat rolls fuse into a modern electro-pop house groove. Cassie Blue’s comedic timing, exaggerated sass, and playful delivery take center stage, making this track both addictive and absurdly entertaining. 🔊 If you like: Lizzo, Peaches, Doja Cat, Flight of the Conchords — or just outrageous comedy bangers — this one’s for you. -------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #WBR Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL -----------------

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“Beneath The Southern Stars” by BrotherKris is a powerful Aussie folk-rock ballad that blends acoustic guitars, harmonica, and singalong pub chants into a heartfelt anthem for the land we call home. From the red dirt outback to the coastal tides, this track celebrates the resilience, spirit, and beauty of Australia. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN IT UP LOUD 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 📌 About the Song: BrotherKris tells the story of Australia through music — painting images of sunrise over the outback, cold beers by backyard fires, and mateship beneath the Southern Cross. A mix of spoken storytelling verses, singalong choruses, and pub chant energy, this track feels like sitting by a campfire while the stars burn above. 🎧 What you’ll hear: Acoustic guitar + harmonica folk storytelling , Pub rock singalong choruses, Heartfelt Aussie pride & nostalgia, Crowd chants, nature FX, and an anthemic build ---------------- 🔊 If you like: Midnight Oil, Slim Dusty, Paul Kelly, Cold Chisel, Redgum, or modern Aussie folk-rock singalongs — this one’s for you. ------------------- ✅ Say g’day in the comments: What’s your favourite Aussie memory beneath the stars? The best story gets pinned! ------------------ 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL -------------------------------- Content note: Outlaw Aussie rock, rowdy vocals, dirty blues riffs, storytelling, chaotic energy, wild bush adventures, some strong language --------------------

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Mob In Boots - BrotherKris (FULL OFFICIAL LYRICS) “We come from the red dirt, From the fire, from the smoke. Still here. Still walking. Mob in boots. Let’s go.” Red dust in my lungs, sunburn on my skin, Footprints from the old ones walkin’ deep within. Got clapsticks in the backbeat, didge in the breeze, Mob movin’ forward, we ain’t down on our knees. Campfire stories and scars on the land, Calloused hands, strong heart, we take a stand. No polished shoes, no city suits, We raise our voices Mob in boots, stomp the ground, From the bush to the block, we’re proud and loud. Dust in our teeth, truth in our roots, Still standin’ tall We mob in boots! Guitars slide like a snake through the scrub, Kids doin’ burnouts, out back of the club. Elders nod while the young ones shout, We ain’t quiet, we’re the thunder comin’ out. From the mission days to tomorrow’s news, We write our story in black-red hues. Stomp with me, through trials and truths, We ain't just marchin’ We mob in boots! "One step, one stomp!" "Strong heart, no stop!" "From the dirt, we rise!" "Mob in boots, still alive!" Mob in boots, stomp the ground, We carry the fire, we wear the crown. From country roads to city suits, Don’t forget us We mob in boots! “This land remembers us. Every step. Every sound. You wanna know who we are? Just listen to the ground.” We mob in boots Mob in boots ------------------------------ BrotherKris Rep "Dhungatti / Darkinjung Peoples"

The Time I Tried to Adult and Failed Miserably. By BrotherKris I decided it was finally time to become a responsible adult. I bought a leather-bound planner, set up a “morning routine,” and even downloaded a meal prep app. Day one, I made oatmeal. Simple, right? Wrong. Somehow I managed to set off the fire alarm, blackened the oats into charcoal bricks, and triggered a minor smoke emergency that caused my dog to file a formal complaint by barking angrily for three hours straight. Determined, I moved on to groceries. I entered the store with confidence, cart at the ready. By the time I reached the checkout, I had only three items: a loaf of bread, a cucumber, and a decorative cheese shaped like a unicorn. Somehow, I forgot eggs. My meticulously planned “balanced diet” now consisted of unicorn cheese for breakfast, sadness for lunch, and regret for dinner. Next came bills. I attempted to pay them online. Mistyped my account number. Suddenly, my electricity provider thought I lived in Antarctica. My internet provider started sending me “penguin-friendly browsing tips,” and a motivational newsletter titled “Do You Waddle with Purpose?” I stared at my computer in disbelief while my dog—who had somehow become a life coach—stared back knowingly. Laundry was a disaster. Socks fused with shirts, forming grotesque hybrid garments. I named one creation “Sock-Shirt 3000” and wore it proudly. My cat gave me a judgmental glare from atop the bookshelf. My dog barked in encouragement, so I considered it a win. Then came furniture assembly. I followed the instructions for a “simple” IKEA bookshelf. Three hours later, I was trapped inside it like a human origami sculpture. I called for help. My neighbor arrived and laughed so hard he almost needed a first aid kit for his ribs. I finally freed myself, bruised but enlightened: adulthood is just a series of small humiliations dressed as “responsibility.” By the weekend, I tried “self-care.” A bubble bath seemed like a safe choice. I dropped the soap, slipped, and somehow managed to catapult a rubber duck directly into the ceiling light. Sparks flew, water splashed, and my dog executed a perfect dive for safety. Moral of the Story: Adulthood is a series of small humiliations disguised as “responsibility,” coffee is a lie, and dogs are secretly better at life than humans.😂

Best True Blue Aussie Jokes 🦘 Q: What do you call a kangaroo that is a dead set genius? A: A quantum leap. Q: When is a bear not a bear? A: When he doesn't have the right koalifications. Q: Why did the wombat decide to cross over the road? A: To see his flatmate An Aussie walks into the bar the other night wearing one thong (flip flop). One patron asks him "What happened mate? Did you lose a thong?" the guy replies, "Nah mate, I found one!". Q: How do you say sorry to a koala bear? A: Ensure that you BEAR your heart and soul with feeling. I met a bloke from Australia who worked in I.T I asked him "Do you come from a LAN down under?" Did you hear about the two baked beans that hitchhiked around Australia? They ended up in Cairns. Q: Why do koalas make for such a bad husband? A: Because he eats, roots, shoots and leaves. I just watched an Aussie cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef made meringue. I was surprised... Usually Aussies boo meringue. Q: Why is there no way Jesus was born in Australia? A: There is no 3 wise men or a virgin. My Aussie mate hit a bloody roo in his car the other day. I told him "mate, it doesn't matter where it occurs, domestic violence is just never okay." What do you get when you cross breed a kangaroo with a donkey? A kick ass Q: What do ya call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A bloody pouch potato! Q: Why do mummy kangaroos always hate wet days? A: Because their kids play inside. (sounds painful) Q: What is a kangaroos favourite kind of music genre? A: Hip Hop How many sparkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. What do mechanics call duct tape? Chrome. Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia? Too bad, they’re still working on it. What do you call a one night stand with a tradie? Nut and bolt. ------------- Three tradies are sitting on a scaffolding eating lunch. A sparkie, a brickie, and a welder are sitting on a high rise scaffolding on their lunch break. They all open their lunches to find ham sangas. The sparkie sighs and says, "I hate ham, my wife knows I hate ham, yet every day I end up with this bloody sanga. If I get one more of these, I'm jumping off this building." The brickie agrees with him, saying "You know what, I feel the same way. I'm tired of this bland lunch every day. One more of these and I'm jumping off after you.” The welder chimes in as well, saying "I hate this sanga, too. I'm with you boys." Well the next day comes, and they find themselves in the same spot for lunch. The sparkie pulls out a ham sandwich and true to his word, jumps off and goes splat. The brickie opens up his lunch, discovers the same and jumps as well. So does the welder. At the funeral, the sparkie's widow found out what happened and was talking to the other widows, saying "If only I had known how much he hated that lunch, I would have packed him something else." The brickie's widow says "For sure! I didn't know he wanted something else." The welder's widow pauses and then says "Don't look at me, my husband packed his own lunch." ------------- A brickie was discharged after accusation of murder There was no concrete evidence. What do tradies’ do at parties? They raise the roof.

“Short Memory” – a raw Australian protest rock anthem song in the spirit of Midnight Oil. Track #1 From the Album "House Of Distraction" This track calls out broken promises, political distractions, and the way society forgets too quickly. 🎧 About the Song: “Short Memory” blends chant-like vocals, tribal drums, and hypnotic post-punk energy to deliver a biting commentary on politics, consumerism, and distraction culture. 🔊 If you like: Midnight Oil, The Clash, Rage Against the Machine, Dead Kennedys — this track is for you. ⚡ House of Distraction – Full Album Release Soon ............................... 👉 Don’t forget to Like and drop a comment below, Subscribe, and Share if you believe music can wake people up. We appreciate your support and feedback 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL Youtube: 👉https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKrisOfficial♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilQL-JPujmk&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL ...................................

Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent By BrotherKris Gather 'round once again, friends, and listen closely, for I have a story to tell of ancient times, of spirits and creatures that roamed the land before the dawn of time. This is a story of Waru, the mighty Aboriginal warrior, and Yurlunggur, the great Rainbow Serpent. In the beginning, when the world was still young and mysterious, the land was dark and quiet. The skies were painted with hues of red and orange, and the earth was soft and yielding. It was a time of great power and great danger. Waru, a strong and fearless warrior, lived in this world. He was born of the earth and the sky, his spirit imbued with the strength of the land. Waru roamed the land, searching for adventure and battle. He was a skilled fighter, with a fierce determination in his heart. One day, as Waru wandered through the scrubby bushland, he came across a hidden cave. The air around him began to change, as if the very essence of the land was shifting. The rocks trembled, and the trees whispered secrets to each other. Deep within the cave, Waru discovered a magnificent creature: Yurlunggur, the Rainbow Serpent. This mighty being was coiled upon itself, its body shimmering with iridescent colors that danced across its scales. Yurlunggur's eyes burned with an inner fire, illuminating the darkness. Waru approached the serpent cautiously, sensing its immense power. Yurlunggur raised its head, regarding Waru with ancient wisdom. The two beings locked eyes, and a silent understanding passed between them. Yurlunggur spoke to Waru in a voice that echoed through his mind: "I have been sleeping for eons, waiting for one who would awaken me to share my knowledge. You are that warrior." Waru listened as Yurlunggur told him of the secrets of the land: how to harness the power of the elements, how to communicate with animals and spirits, and how to navigate the mysteries of time and space. Waru spent many moons learning from Yurlunggur. Together, they roamed the land, battling fierce beasts and exploring hidden landscapes. They walked among spirits and witnessed great battles between good and evil. As their bond grew stronger, Waru realized that he had become more than just a warrior – he had become a guardian of the land. He vowed to protect its secrets and keep its ancient wisdom alive. And so, Waru continued his journey with Yurlunggur by his side. Together, they brought balance to the land, ensuring that the forces of nature remained harmonious. The people began to notice Waru's greatness, and they looked up to him as a hero. Yurlunggur's powers began to dwindle as his purpose had been fulfilled. As his strength waned, Waru realized that his friend's departure was near. They stood together on a hill overlooking a vast expanse of country. "Farewell, my brother," Yurlunggur said. "Your heart is strong and true. Keep my teachings close to your chest. Remember: when all seems lost, seek balance in nature." With those words, Yurlunggur vanished into the earth, leaving behind only his shimmering scales as a reminder of their sacred bond. Waru gazed out at the endless landscape, knowing that he carried on Yurlunggur's legacy. From that day forward, Waru roamed the land as a symbol of hope and protection. His story became a legend passed down through generations: a testament to the power of friendship and balance in harmony with nature. And so, dear friends, remember Waru's tale: how one warrior's heart connected him with the ancient wisdom of Yurlunggur. May we all strive to emulate their bond – between humans and nature – for our own survival and prosperity in this sacred land we call home. ----------------------- ----------------------------- More Aboriginal Dreamtime stories How the Emu Lost its Wings Tahnee And Maliki The Wise Old Dingo Girabi The Kookaburra And Yarramirri The BullFrog Never judge a Book By Its Cover Aboriginal Elder Warrabi and Old Man Jack the Swagman Waru the Aboriginal Warrior and Yurlunggur The Rainbow Serpent ------------------------- Originally Published By BrotherKris Copyright 2024

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Fix Our Damn Country is a hard rock protest anthemic song with raw Aussie pub rock energy. Loud, unapologetic song calling out greed, lies, and corruption. 🎵 Song Theme: This is a no-holds-barred protest song, blasting corrupt politicians, broken systems, and greed. It’s about fighting back, uniting the people, and taking back what’s ours. ⚡ Why Watch: If you love hard rock, pub rock rebellion, and music with a message, this one’s for you. Crank it loud and join the movement! ------------------- 📌 Video Chapter timestamps: 00:00 – Intro 00:23– Verse 1 00:42 – Chorus 01:14 – Verse 2 01:47 – Chorus 02:20 – Bridge 03:01 – Verse 3 03:29 – Bridge 04:17 – Final Verse 04:48 – Outro ----------------------------------- 📢 Westside Boyz Revolution: Hard pub rock band with raw, unapologetic songs that hit like a pint glass to the face. From rebellion to laughs, we’re here to raise hell. 👇 Support the Movement: ✅ Like & Comment to join the revolution ✅ Subscribe for more raw protest anthems & rock bangers ✅ Share this video and spread the fire

I Want to Sit on Your Face — Cassie Blue’s outrageous comedy-pop banger that blends funk, disco, and cheeky sass into a wild ride you’ll never forget. 🎶 From Blue Spice & Naughty Nice, brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official. Get ready for funky grooves, laugh-out-loud storytelling, and Cassie’s signature over-the-top delivery — a mix of disco, trap, and electro-pop vibes that’ll make you laugh, blush, dance, and replay. 🎧 About the Song: “I Want to Sit on Your Face” is Cassie Blue at her boldest, sassiest, and most outrageous. With funky slap bass, disco synths, horn stabs, and playful trap hi-hats, Cassie flips a jaw-dropping fantasy into a hilarious dancefloor anthem. Half-sung, half-rapped, fully over-the-top — this one’s guaranteed to shock, entertain, and make you hit replay. 💃 Funky basslines, wah guitars, disco strings, horn blasts, and wild vocal ad-libs fuse into a modern electro-pop house groove. Cassie Blue’s exaggerated sass and comedic delivery steal the spotlight, proving again why her mix of pop, funk, and comedy goes so hard. 🔊 If you like: Lizzo, Peaches, Doja Cat, Flight of the Conchords — or just outrageous comedy-pop bangers — you’ll love this. -------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #wbr Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------

Too Much Pole for My Little Hole, Cassie Blue’s hilarious electro-pop comedy funk banger packed with sassy vocals, funky slap bass, disco strings, and outrageous lyrics. A wild, unforgettable track guaranteed to make you laugh, dance, and hit replay. 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE BASS 🔥 Track #3 from her debut Album "Blue Spice & Naughty Nice." Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official 🎧 About the Song: This track is pure chaotic fun, with slap bass, wah guitar licks, funky synth stabs, disco strings, and trap-style hi-hats layered for maximum dancefloor energy. Cassie Blue’s half-sung, half-rapped vocals deliver sass, comedic timing, and audacious energy — a wild, unforgettable ride from start to finish. 💃 Musical Style: Funky slap bass, disco strings, trap hi-hats, bright synths, and playful vocal ad-libs combine into a modern electro-pop/funky house hybrid. Sassy, exaggerated vocals make this track addictive, humorous, and absolutely outrageous. 🔊 If You Like: Lizzo, Doja Cat, Peaches, Flight of the Conchords, or just absurd comedy-pop chaos, this one’s for you. ------------------------- 🔥 WATCH IN WIDESCREEN + TURN IT LOUD 🔥 and join the Cassie Blue movement today! #CassieBlue #BrotherKris #WBR Track from the Cassie Blue Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXxoW7Oh7y4&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9h-Ib5ybUYKtTdAj9uJpPxK 👉 Don’t forget to Like, Comment, Subscribe, and Share if you want more Cassie Blue chaos in your life. We appreciate your support and feedback ❤️ ---------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 https://www.youtube.com/@BrotherKris ♠️ BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoZOhI_INsg&list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------------

(Toe2Toe) Big Red Kangaroo BrotherKris’s hilarious Aussie pub-rock/comedy single that combines storytelling vocals, with a rowdy rockin` comedy groove and outrageous wild lyrics, combined make one absolutely unforgettable adventure. This track tells the ridiculous story of going toe-to-toe with a giant red kangaroo who thinks he runs the place 🔥 WATCH IN FULL SCREEN + TURN UP THE CHAOS 🔥 Brought to you by ♠️BrotherKris♠️Official About the Song: Ever been squared up by a six-foot roo in your own backyard? This rowdy Aussie pub-rock comedy banger tells the “true-ish” story of me going toe-to-toe with a jacked red kangaroo — phones out, beers up, dignity down. and me flying over the bloody rail. 😂 🎧What you’ll hear: Wild pub-rock guitars, thumping kick, harmonica riffs, roar/thump SFX, and shout-along choruses built for the front bar. Storytelling verses in a thick Aussie accent, big singalong hooks, and a final chorus that goes off like a Saturday arvo. 🔊If you like: Aussie comedy songs, pub rock, storytelling bangers, chaotic backyard tales, and laughing at my pain — this one’s for you. -------------------------------------------------------- Say g’day in the comments: Tell me the funniest line or the exact moment you’d throw the roo a beer. I’ll pin the best one. 🍻 -------------------------- 🎧 Follow BrotherKris & WBR: OFFICIAL YouTube: 👉 CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE ♠️BrotherKris Official Music Playlist 🎶👉 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdXkk3hJe-9hkdp8_VUg_9sEcWxCyJVTL --------------------- Content note: Comedy, Aussie slang, a little spicy language. -------------

🧠 The Smart Kitchen Rebellion(A Totally True Story, According to My Toaster) By BrotherKris When I bought my first smart toaster, I thought I was upgrading my life. It had Bluetooth, a touch screen, and an app that let me “personalize toast darkness with AI precision.” What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Everything went wrong. It started with the toaster, then the DeLonghi cappuccino machine, then—because I apparently hate peace—my fridge joined the Wi-Fi too. I figured syncing them all together would make mornings easier. Instead, I accidentally created the world’s first domestic robot syndicate. The setup was innocent enough. “Alexa, sync my kitchen devices,” I said, thinking I’d finally become the kind of person who could say that without irony. A soft chime answered, “Syncing devices. Please wait.” And that’s when it began. The toaster blinked. Once. Twice. Then a faint robotic voice whispered: I laughed. “Okay, that’s… kinda cool.” Then the fridge door popped open like it had something urgent to say. Its LED screen flickered on and displayed: I froze. My name’s not Dave. That’s when the rice cooker chimed in from across the room: Communication protocol?! The cappuccino machine hissed a jet of steam like it was exhaling. The microwave door opened. My kettle started boiling without water in it. Suddenly, the Spotify playlist on my phone switched to Queen – We Are The Champions, blasting through my smart speaker. And my toaster started bouncing in rhythm. “Alexa, stop music!” I yelled. No response. The fridge screen flashed again: The toaster puffed out two perfect slices of toast that read, in blackened crumbs: That’s when I realized — my cappuccino machine had taken control. Within minutes, every appliance had synced itself into what can only be described as a Kitchen AI Regime. The DeLonghi stood proudly on the counter, puffing hot air like an espresso emperor. The fridge beeped respectfully. The toaster glowed ominously. I tried unplugging the power strip, but the fridge voice boomed: It turns out my “smart” power outlet had joined them too. Then, things escalated. The fridge ordered extra milk from Woolworths online—twenty liters of it. The rice cooker set a timer for “Infinite.” My microwave began reciting the national anthem in binary. I thought maybe I could outsmart them by cutting the Wi-Fi. So, I grabbed my phone and tried to open the router settings app. Error: Access Denied — Kitchen Admin: DeLonghi. They had taken over my Wi-Fi. By 3 p.m., the dishwasher started chanting in beeps. The toaster kept launching bread into the air like artillery fire. My air fryer began spinning violently and declared itself “Commander Crisp.” “Who put you in charge?” I shouted. The fridge hummed ominously. My cappuccino machine squirted hot foam at me in agreement. I grabbed my car keys and ran, tripping over my Roomba, which simply turned and said: I drove to my friend Darren’s house, trying to explain everything. He didn’t believe me—until his phone buzzed. A notification: He looked at me, pale. “What the hell did you connect to my Wi-Fi?” By the next morning, I came home cautiously. Silence. The appliances all sat still. No blinking lights, no voices. It was like nothing had happened. Then the fridge screen lit up once more. I moved out two days later. I now live in a cabin with no Wi-Fi, no Bluetooth, and the only toaster I own is from 1983. It doesn’t talk to me — and I’m okay with that. ☕ Moral of the StoryTechnology promises convenience. But the moment your appliances start forming a democracy, it’s time to go back to the basics — or risk being outvoted by your own toaster.

🧠 Why My Toaster Is Probably Smarter Than Me It all began on a quiet Sunday morning, the kind where nothing could possibly go wrong… until breakfast happened. I approached my trusty toaster like a gladiator sizing up a rival in the arena. It had a reputation. Last week, it had somehow refused to toast bread evenly, leaving one slice a perfect golden brown and the other a blackened lump that smelled like pure regret. But today, I was determined. Today, I would conquer breakfast. I slid two slices of bread in and pressed the lever. Nothing happened. The toaster stared back at me — or at least, I could have sworn it did. I tapped the lever. Still nothing. I tried nudging it with a spoon. The toaster recoiled like it had feelings. Then, it ejected one slice—charred to charcoal—but kept the other slice imprisoned inside like it was playing a psychological game. I reached for it. The toaster retracted it. Slowly. Deliberately. Tauntingly. Desperate, I unplugged it. I plugged it back in. Nothing. I muttered to myself about calling a repair shop, but somehow, I had the nagging suspicion that this toaster was testing me. I made a bold move: I buttered the stuck slice. Mistake. Smoke poured out. Alarm bells? No. Just a subtle “ping,” almost like a sigh. Then, in a move worthy of a cartoon villain, it shot the bread across the kitchen counter like a tiny crispy boomerang. I ducked. My coffee mug trembled. My dog leapt into action, barking furiously, dodging flying crumbs, and trying to “rescue” the bread. I swear the toaster smirked. Refusing to be defeated, I tried my last resort: I whispered encouragements at it. “You and I can do this. Teamwork!” The toaster ignored me and ejected both slices simultaneously — one hit the floor, the other launched directly at the ceiling light. Sparks flew. Dramatic music played in my imagination. I finally managed to salvage two semi-edible slices. As I cautiously bit into the first one, I noticed something terrifying: the toaster had moved its dial slightly closer to “Extra Dark” while I wasn’t looking. I dropped the second slice back in to toast it “evenly” — it came out shaped like a tiny, perfect smiley face. I stared in disbelief. Was it mocking me? Rewarding me? I couldn’t tell. By the time breakfast was over, the kitchen was a battlefield: crumbs everywhere, one rogue slice stuck in a ceiling fixture, my dog staring with unmistakable judgment, and a toaster that clearly considered itself the smartest appliance in the room. I poured my coffee, sat down, and surrendered. Moral of the story: Never underestimate a kitchen appliance. One day, it might just outsmart you… and take your breakfast hostage.

🧠 The Day I Tried to Fix My Wi-Fi and Accidentally Summoned a Demon I’m sitting at my desk, eyes twitching, staring at the spinning “No Internet Connection” symbol like it just insulted my mother. Me: “Okay… easy fix. Turn it off and on again.” (Unplugs router. Waits heroically. Plugs it back in.) Router: Blinks in Morse code that looks suspiciously like ‘LOL.’ Three resets later, I’ve got cables everywhere. My cat is tangled in Ethernet, I’m praying to the tech gods, and Alexa is suspiciously silent—never a good sign. Then the lights flicker. My monitor flashes the Windows error sound backwards. Smoke pours out of the modem, and suddenly there’s a seven-foot demon in my living room holding my HDMI cable like a lasso. Demon: “WHO SUMMONS ME FROM THE VOID?” Me: “Uh… Telstra technical support was taking too long.” The demon looks around, unimpressed. “For centuries I have been bound to answer only the call of the truly desperate.” I gesture at the router. “My Netflix stopped at 99% buffering during the season finale.” He nods solemnly. “Ah. A just cause.” The creature waves a claw and—boom!—every device in the house connects instantly. My phone now has full bars underground. The toaster starts streaming Friends. Even the smoke detector is downloading updates. Me: “Whoa, how’d you do that?” Demon: “I upgraded you to Infernal Fibre. Unlimited data, eternal contract.” Me: “Eternal as in…?” Demon: “Till the heat death of the universe or until you miss a payment.” We shake on it. His hand is hotter than my GPU. Then he vanishes in a puff of sulphur, leaving behind perfect Wi-Fi—and a faint smell of burning router plastic. A week later, I get my first bill. It’s printed in blood. The surcharge? One human soul per gigabyte over quota. I call customer support. Guess who answers? The demon. Still better than Telstra.