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Dev gets the sites most dangerous member award. He dragged me here too 🤣

Thanks bro i stole mine

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Every morning my 5yo wakes up Screaming "HELP, HELP, IM AWAKE.!" and i just think to myself, Yerh we can all relate to that

A gecko lizard is walking through the Australian bush, heading toward the river for a drink. On his walk he comes across a koala sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint and stops for a chat. "Gidday, mate. What are you doing?" The koala replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and join me. It's bloody good gear!" So the gecko climbs up and sits next to the koala and they share a joint. After a while the gecko says his mouth is now very dry and that he's going to get a drink from the river. At the riverbank, the gecko is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. The current is quite strong and he starts to float away. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned gecko and helps him back to the shore. He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The gecko explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new koala friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check out the stoned koala for himself. He walks into the bush and finds the tree where the koala is sitting in the fork of a gum tree, finishing a joint. The crocodile looks up and says "Hey, Koala, you got any more of that grass?" The koala looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... how much water did you drink?"

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb

This song absolutely rocks, well done boyz

Psycho Nanna

Couldnt have said it any better

I thought i was listening to a Midnight Oil Revival Band, Awesome Song🤘🏽

Great music thanks for the hookup

Which famous celebrity would you want to punch in the face? Anthony Albanese (Aussie PM)

Is the Bible kept in the fiction or non-fiction section of libraries? i never looked but youve got me curious

thanks for sharing, great story mate

Never give up

Thanks understood